1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:23,000 Translation 2 00:00:29,964 --> 00:00:32,499 My name is Sebastian “And yes, that's me. 3 00:00:32,532 --> 00:00:35,336 When my mother used to dress me up “For preschoolers 4 00:00:35,369 --> 00:00:38,239 “Like I was going to the Studio 54 theater.” 5 00:00:38,272 --> 00:00:42,509 "Like most American stories." “My story started a long time ago 6 00:00:42,542 --> 00:00:43,911 "On another continent." 7 00:00:44,844 --> 00:00:49,482 Specifically, the magical island of Sicily. 8 00:00:50,952 --> 00:00:52,519 “A lot of people like to be called Sicily.” 9 00:00:52,552 --> 00:00:55,089 "The big ball is in front of (Italy's) shoe." 10 00:00:55,122 --> 00:00:56,424 "It makes sense" 11 00:00:56,456 --> 00:00:57,857 “Because the world was trying to defeat us.” 12 00:00:57,891 --> 00:00:59,927 "Since the dawn of time." 13 00:01:01,528 --> 00:01:05,832 “For generations, my people have been threatened by wars” 14 00:01:05,865 --> 00:01:07,234 "And volcanoes" 15 00:01:07,268 --> 00:01:10,237 "And a swimsuit that shows the testicles." 16 00:01:11,339 --> 00:01:12,772 "But we survived everything" 17 00:01:12,806 --> 00:01:15,675 "With one force, she is unstoppable." 18 00:01:16,077 --> 00:01:17,544 "Family" 19 00:01:17,577 --> 00:01:22,383 "These are real photos of my Sicilian ancestors." 20 00:01:22,416 --> 00:01:25,152 “Notice the masculine freshness.” 21 00:01:25,186 --> 00:01:29,423 "With a bent spine and a frowning face." 22 00:01:29,457 --> 00:01:32,726 “Like a candy cane.” 23 00:01:32,759 --> 00:01:35,062 "Over the past few centuries." 24 00:01:35,096 --> 00:01:40,301 “These proud men worked with one goal in mind.” 25 00:01:40,334 --> 00:01:41,534 “To do everything you can...” 26 00:01:41,568 --> 00:01:45,006 "To give your children a better life than yours" 27 00:01:45,039 --> 00:01:49,709 "Labby, that means leaving." His beloved Sicily to Chicago. 28 00:01:49,743 --> 00:01:53,280 "So that he and my mother could be given opportunities they didn't have." 29 00:01:53,314 --> 00:01:55,548 “Like shoveling snow.” 30 00:01:55,582 --> 00:01:58,752 “And to grow my beautiful hair.” 31 00:01:58,785 --> 00:02:01,989 “And going to the graduation party as if I were the boss of a gambling hall.” 32 00:02:03,224 --> 00:02:05,359 “When I was growing up, my father broke his hump.” 33 00:02:05,393 --> 00:02:07,361 "To instill certain rules in me" 34 00:02:07,395 --> 00:02:09,863 “About the man I should be.” 35 00:02:09,896 --> 00:02:13,367 For example, if you are awake “It should work 36 00:02:13,401 --> 00:02:15,002 How's the pressure, Mrs. Marinelli? 37 00:02:15,036 --> 00:02:16,303 Stronger. 38 00:02:16,337 --> 00:02:17,938 You must learn, son I don't pay you by the hour. 39 00:02:17,972 --> 00:02:19,572 I pay you for whining Okay? 40 00:02:22,009 --> 00:02:23,576 "The man with the ponytail." 41 00:02:23,610 --> 00:02:25,146 "This is my father." 42 00:02:25,179 --> 00:02:27,248 “Did I mention he owns a saloon?” 43 00:02:27,281 --> 00:02:30,850 "The man came from a long family." From hairdressers from Sicily. 44 00:02:30,884 --> 00:02:32,987 "And don't you dare call him a barber." 45 00:02:33,020 --> 00:02:35,456 “This guy doesn't just cut hair.” 46 00:02:35,489 --> 00:02:37,824 “He makes patterns.” 47 00:02:37,857 --> 00:02:39,592 Salvo0) 48 00:02:39,626 --> 00:02:40,894 It's beautiful. 49 00:02:40,928 --> 00:02:42,896 See? I told you you have cheekbones there. 50 00:02:42,930 --> 00:02:45,299 You just need Michelangelo to take them out. 51 00:02:45,332 --> 00:02:48,302 child labor laws “It was definitely broken 52 00:02:48,335 --> 00:02:49,537 "But on the bright side" 53 00:02:49,569 --> 00:02:52,339 “I had the most realistic Chewbacca costume.” 54 00:02:52,373 --> 00:02:54,208 "In the history of Halloween" 55 00:02:56,277 --> 00:02:59,146 “He taught me to always save my money.” 56 00:02:59,180 --> 00:03:00,580 No appetizers or dessert. 57 00:03:00,613 --> 00:03:01,848 And if you don't finish your plate. 58 00:03:01,881 --> 00:03:03,918 You're going to pay for your birthday dinner. 59 00:03:07,354 --> 00:03:09,557 “And to be resourceful.” 60 00:03:09,589 --> 00:03:10,890 You wanted me to buy you a skateboard 61 00:03:10,925 --> 00:03:12,659 I made one for you instead. 62 00:03:14,061 --> 00:03:17,131 next year, I'll make you one of those Nintendos. 63 00:03:17,164 --> 00:03:19,467 "But one exception, perfume." 64 00:03:19,500 --> 00:03:23,270 “Don't skimp on your scent.” 65 00:03:23,304 --> 00:03:27,141 At bedtime, it becomes the scent of our house." Like Opera in Las Vegas. 66 00:03:30,177 --> 00:03:32,779 "The only time I saw my father's smile" 67 00:03:32,812 --> 00:03:35,282 “When we danced the chicken dance for my mother.” 68 00:03:37,684 --> 00:03:40,221 “For me, this man was like a leader.” 69 00:03:41,589 --> 00:03:43,756 "Everything worked great" 70 00:03:43,790 --> 00:03:45,426 "Until I grew up" 71 00:03:45,459 --> 00:03:49,762 "And I loved a girl who was my complete opposite." 72 00:03:49,796 --> 00:03:52,632 Her name was Ellie. 73 00:03:53,367 --> 00:03:55,635 "Look at this girl" 74 00:03:55,668 --> 00:04:00,007 "Hooray, positivity." 75 00:04:00,040 --> 00:04:01,875 "Personality." 76 00:04:01,909 --> 00:04:05,012 “Yes, this was the woman of my dreams.” 77 00:04:08,315 --> 00:04:09,649 (Sebastian)! 78 00:04:10,817 --> 00:04:12,920 I'm so sorry I'm late. 79 00:04:12,953 --> 00:04:15,489 This guy takes $15 to park. 80 00:04:15,523 --> 00:04:17,091 So I parked the car nine blocks away. 81 00:04:17,124 --> 00:04:19,026 Wait a minute, If you park your car far away 82 00:04:19,059 --> 00:04:21,262 Why are you dry? You're sweating as soon as you get the mail. 83 00:04:21,295 --> 00:04:23,397 It's a shock, my love. 84 00:04:23,430 --> 00:04:25,732 It's fading. 85 00:04:26,534 --> 00:04:28,035 Want one? - Yes. - 86 00:04:28,068 --> 00:04:31,804 You know, everyone said I should apply Fine dining in my opening and I said 87 00:04:31,838 --> 00:04:36,644 “Name one person who doesn’t like hot dogs.” 88 00:04:36,676 --> 00:04:39,213 "And take this, she's an artist." 89 00:04:39,246 --> 00:04:42,650 I mean, growing up I wasn't allowed to." “Even doing it as a hobby. 90 00:04:42,682 --> 00:04:43,716 How is the show going? 91 00:04:43,750 --> 00:04:46,053 Oh my God He's amazing. 92 00:04:46,086 --> 00:04:48,088 All my lots sold out within 15 minutes. 93 00:04:48,122 --> 00:04:50,690 Honey, this is incredible. - Isn't that so? - 94 00:04:50,723 --> 00:04:52,993 I mean, most of them went to this big designer 95 00:04:53,027 --> 00:04:56,463 But they have customers all over the world, So I'm not complaining. 96 00:04:56,497 --> 00:04:57,932 Well, you shouldn't. 97 00:04:57,965 --> 00:05:00,034 Especially what it looks like As you know... 98 00:05:01,135 --> 00:05:02,336 Vaginas? 99 00:05:02,369 --> 00:05:05,906 Well, if you just hang them horizontally 100 00:05:08,042 --> 00:05:09,977 It looks like some kind of sunset. 101 00:05:10,010 --> 00:05:11,278 Yes. 102 00:05:11,312 --> 00:05:12,479 correct. 103 00:05:12,513 --> 00:05:13,746 "Since the day I met her" 104 00:05:13,780 --> 00:05:15,482 “It was opening my eyes.” 105 00:05:15,516 --> 00:05:18,319 "For all kinds of new experiences." 106 00:05:18,352 --> 00:05:19,620 "Like a nap." 107 00:05:19,653 --> 00:05:21,555 strange. 108 00:05:21,589 --> 00:05:23,823 The sun comes through the curtains. 109 00:05:23,856 --> 00:05:25,559 “And beauty treatments.” 110 00:05:25,593 --> 00:05:27,827 Hot stuff. Looks good. 111 00:05:27,860 --> 00:05:29,129 Wait, are you angry? 112 00:05:29,163 --> 00:05:30,264 Yes. 113 00:05:30,297 --> 00:05:32,933 It took 42 years to discover avocado masks. 114 00:05:32,967 --> 00:05:35,135 "And last but not least" 115 00:05:35,169 --> 00:05:36,170 "Smile." 116 00:05:37,770 --> 00:05:38,359 Good. 117 00:05:39,772 --> 00:05:41,308 This is not normal. - This... - 118 00:05:41,342 --> 00:05:44,311 This is not exactly normal But do you know what I think? 119 00:05:44,345 --> 00:05:47,348 I think we just have to build those facial muscles 120 00:05:47,381 --> 00:05:48,748 So you just have to practice. 121 00:05:48,781 --> 00:05:50,783 Look at that. Try now. 122 00:05:50,817 --> 00:05:52,785 I don't... - You look great. - 123 00:05:55,389 --> 00:05:59,026 "Yes, life with Ellie was so perfect." 124 00:06:01,996 --> 00:06:03,464 I don't think I can participate. 125 00:06:03,497 --> 00:06:04,598 This is ridiculous. 126 00:06:04,632 --> 00:06:05,966 You promised. - For your sake! - 127 00:06:06,000 --> 00:06:08,835 A public marriage proposal? It's embarrassing. 128 00:06:08,868 --> 00:06:10,504 I think it's sweet. 129 00:06:10,537 --> 00:06:12,339 When I propose to you. 130 00:06:12,373 --> 00:06:13,674 It will be intimate. 131 00:06:13,707 --> 00:06:15,342 Just you and me. 132 00:06:15,376 --> 00:06:16,610 The way it should be. 133 00:06:16,644 --> 00:06:18,345 And no one else. 134 00:06:18,379 --> 00:06:20,014 used to be, “If you come forward.” 135 00:06:20,047 --> 00:06:21,881 I said a while ago, "When I come forward." 136 00:06:21,915 --> 00:06:23,816 Well baby, it's that I'm aggravated. 137 00:06:23,850 --> 00:06:25,885 The words fly out of my mouth. 138 00:06:25,919 --> 00:06:26,954 Well, just so you know... 139 00:06:26,987 --> 00:06:29,390 The only way I'll say "yes" 140 00:06:29,423 --> 00:06:30,724 It is if there are some elements 141 00:06:30,758 --> 00:06:32,493 Of public humiliation. 142 00:06:32,526 --> 00:06:33,927 Good. - Get ready. - 143 00:06:33,961 --> 00:06:35,895 You can also end the relationship now, 144 00:06:35,929 --> 00:06:38,165 Because we won't. - Not us - 145 00:06:38,198 --> 00:06:39,433 “Marry me, you bastard.” - I won't do this. - 146 00:06:39,466 --> 00:06:41,068 But you are a good dancer. - Look at these people. - 147 00:06:41,101 --> 00:06:44,538 (Ellie)? I need your help now. 148 00:06:44,571 --> 00:06:47,241 That's right, buddy, we're in. - "Marry me, dear Ike." 149 00:06:52,379 --> 00:06:55,115 “Truth be told, I had every intention.” 150 00:06:55,149 --> 00:06:57,351 "I won't ask Ellie to marry me." 151 00:06:58,319 --> 00:07:02,589 “I just need the right place and time.” 152 00:07:06,393 --> 00:07:07,795 I see you guys. 153 00:07:07,827 --> 00:07:09,797 I see you. 154 00:07:09,829 --> 00:07:12,299 Good? Pick it up. 155 00:07:12,333 --> 00:07:15,002 Thank you, Tameya. - (Sebastian). - 156 00:07:15,035 --> 00:07:17,237 I'm on the phone with my dad and I hear this. 157 00:07:18,906 --> 00:07:20,908 They are calling us 158 00:07:21,675 --> 00:07:25,245 To go out to the summer house for the big in 4th of July weekend. 159 00:07:25,279 --> 00:07:27,781 Baby, did you just say "we"? - we. - 160 00:07:27,815 --> 00:07:29,016 I thought this trip was just for family. 161 00:07:29,049 --> 00:07:31,018 I know! I mean, I'm so torn 162 00:07:31,051 --> 00:07:33,087 In between thinking this is great news 163 00:07:33,120 --> 00:07:35,888 Or I might drag you to an Italian version of the movie (Get Out). 164 00:07:35,923 --> 00:07:37,658 I'm not sure. 165 00:07:37,691 --> 00:07:41,161 yes yes yes, Yes mom, I'm asking him now 166 00:07:41,195 --> 00:07:42,496 Please wait. 167 00:07:42,529 --> 00:07:43,731 What do you think? 168 00:07:48,380 --> 00:07:49,837 Yes. 169 00:07:49,869 --> 00:07:52,339 It's a crying man. This means it is "yes". 170 00:07:52,373 --> 00:07:54,208 Yes! - I love you. - 171 00:07:54,808 --> 00:07:55,976 I'll get you tissues. 172 00:07:56,009 --> 00:07:58,712 I love you. I'm so excited. 173 00:07:58,746 --> 00:08:01,448 "So yeah, I'm a big buck." 174 00:08:01,482 --> 00:08:04,752 “I like to get wet in my tears.” 175 00:08:06,019 --> 00:08:08,222 "But this is huge." 176 00:08:09,623 --> 00:08:14,228 Eli's summer house wasn't just... “The perfect place to propose 177 00:08:14,261 --> 00:08:17,831 “It also means that her family is starting to accept me.” 178 00:08:17,865 --> 00:08:20,267 “Which was amazing, because...” 179 00:08:20,300 --> 00:08:22,703 “How do I put this clearly?” 180 00:08:22,736 --> 00:08:27,608 “These people are very classy.” 181 00:08:30,210 --> 00:08:34,515 I mean, look at these people." “With their ideal conditions 182 00:08:34,548 --> 00:08:36,450 “And their perfect teeth.” 183 00:08:36,483 --> 00:08:40,087 Even their dog went to better schools." “Who did you go to? 184 00:08:40,120 --> 00:08:43,190 “I was bullied, which was unreasonable.” 185 00:08:43,223 --> 00:08:47,694 “Because their story is also a story of immigrants.” 186 00:08:47,728 --> 00:08:52,166 “For some reason, their story was considered more respectable.” 187 00:08:52,199 --> 00:08:54,835 “As it began 400 years ago.” 188 00:08:54,868 --> 00:08:56,870 “Now, this is a real painting.” 189 00:08:56,905 --> 00:08:59,106 "For Eli's 10th grandfather." 190 00:08:59,139 --> 00:09:03,143 (William Love Collins), He took his family to America. 191 00:09:03,177 --> 00:09:06,547 “On a small boat called the Mayflower.” 192 00:09:06,580 --> 00:09:09,183 "Well done, that one" 193 00:09:09,216 --> 00:09:12,553 While my father came “To chase the American dream 194 00:09:12,586 --> 00:09:15,823 "The Collinses were the American dream." 195 00:09:15,856 --> 00:09:18,125 "All the way to Eli's father." 196 00:09:18,158 --> 00:09:20,861 "(William Love Collins) XII." 197 00:09:20,894 --> 00:09:22,396 “Only Italian guys I know.” 198 00:09:22,429 --> 00:09:24,498 “With Roman numerals after their names...” 199 00:09:24,531 --> 00:09:26,266 "They are the popes..." 200 00:09:26,300 --> 00:09:29,236 And Rocky Balboa. 201 00:09:29,269 --> 00:09:31,138 “Her father is the chairman and CEO.” 202 00:09:31,171 --> 00:09:33,707 "For the luxury Collins Hotel Group." 203 00:09:33,740 --> 00:09:35,075 "Which was embarrassing." 204 00:09:35,108 --> 00:09:37,611 As it turns out I'm going to “New boutique hotel 205 00:09:37,644 --> 00:09:40,447 Who was stealing a lot of his work in Chicago. 206 00:09:41,048 --> 00:09:42,216 "Conclusion" 207 00:09:42,249 --> 00:09:45,586 “His little girl was dating the enemy.” 208 00:09:45,619 --> 00:09:49,056 "But Bill wasn't even a scary parent." 209 00:09:49,089 --> 00:09:51,492 "That honor belongs to Ellie's mother." 210 00:09:51,525 --> 00:09:56,396 Which was her actual birth name." “(Tiger Macgarthur). 211 00:09:56,430 --> 00:09:59,600 Dear Anna You don't know anything about me. 212 00:09:59,633 --> 00:10:02,269 "And this cat has claws." 213 00:10:02,302 --> 00:10:05,940 The graduate student who transferred To a senator from Maryland. 214 00:10:05,974 --> 00:10:07,741 “It took her a long time.” 215 00:10:07,774 --> 00:10:10,425 “Let her mind accept that she is her beloved daughter.” 216 00:10:10,458 --> 00:10:14,281 “She's dating someone from the working class, a hotel manager.” 217 00:10:14,314 --> 00:10:16,583 How can I be anti-immigrant? 218 00:10:16,617 --> 00:10:20,187 "When my daughter is dating someone?" 219 00:10:21,021 --> 00:10:22,389 “But this invitation means.” 220 00:10:22,422 --> 00:10:25,325 “I finally broke through the barrier.” 221 00:10:25,359 --> 00:10:28,028 “The weekend was my chance.” 222 00:10:28,061 --> 00:10:30,731 "Don't go near these people." 223 00:10:30,764 --> 00:10:32,766 "And if all goes well" 224 00:10:32,799 --> 00:10:36,336 "I will be able to ask for their daughter's hand in marriage." 225 00:10:38,006 --> 00:10:40,942 “So, I have the girl I want to marry.” 226 00:10:40,975 --> 00:10:43,810 "The perfect place to propose." 227 00:10:43,844 --> 00:10:46,346 “Now, I just need the ring.” 228 00:10:46,380 --> 00:10:48,815 “Which should be easy to get.” 229 00:10:48,849 --> 00:10:51,485 Seriously, what do you mean you won't give me the ring? 230 00:10:51,518 --> 00:10:53,554 Grandma left it for me to use when I'm ready to get married. 231 00:10:53,587 --> 00:10:59,192 Your grandmother left it with me to make sure you wouldn't give it anywhere This is what your grandmother did. 232 00:10:59,226 --> 00:11:01,495 Can you step out of the park so we can talk about this? 233 00:11:03,830 --> 00:11:06,867 They're back, they're back here To mess with my plants. 234 00:11:06,900 --> 00:11:08,602 Forget the plants. 235 00:11:08,635 --> 00:11:11,138 Dad, can I have the ring? 236 00:11:12,239 --> 00:11:13,473 You know I don't know about this girl. 237 00:11:13,507 --> 00:11:15,275 I have to tell you. I'm not sure about it. 238 00:11:15,309 --> 00:11:17,045 She put her feet on my coffee table I don't know. 239 00:11:17,077 --> 00:11:20,881 You're the one who put his feet on the coffee table. - My coffee table, my feet. - 240 00:11:20,915 --> 00:11:22,182 What do you think about this? 241 00:11:22,215 --> 00:11:24,685 What stings? ,raccoon? - Ants? Is it an ant? - 242 00:11:25,886 --> 00:11:27,588 Ant, you've got to be kidding me. 243 00:11:28,923 --> 00:11:30,857 Let's see. Well, here we go. 244 00:11:30,891 --> 00:11:33,027 This is an opossum. 245 00:11:33,061 --> 00:11:35,262 Possums, they're dead. 246 00:11:35,295 --> 00:11:36,663 They died, they were gone 247 00:11:36,697 --> 00:11:38,899 Come on, you'll do that again... He left this earth. - 248 00:11:38,933 --> 00:11:41,101 Instant death. - Just set a trap. - 249 00:11:41,134 --> 00:11:42,469 Yes, I will set a trap. 250 00:11:42,502 --> 00:11:44,237 I'll get antifreeze, My little one... 251 00:11:44,271 --> 00:11:45,739 "When I was a child" 252 00:11:45,772 --> 00:11:48,609 "I thought everything my father did was normal." 253 00:11:49,509 --> 00:11:51,678 "If some beans disappear." 254 00:11:51,712 --> 00:11:55,115 I'd wake up to the yard “Full of poisoned squirrels 255 00:11:55,148 --> 00:11:57,250 “Bird, squirrel 256 00:11:57,284 --> 00:11:58,452 "Mostly anything." 257 00:11:58,485 --> 00:12:00,989 "Help Cinderella get dressed." 258 00:12:01,022 --> 00:12:03,490 "Killed in our backyard." 259 00:12:03,523 --> 00:12:05,292 For your sake, father. You could just admit it 260 00:12:05,325 --> 00:12:07,628 That Ellie's not just any girl? 261 00:12:07,661 --> 00:12:08,729 I love her, you love her. 262 00:12:08,762 --> 00:12:11,565 Just give me the ring so I can propose to her. 263 00:12:11,598 --> 00:12:13,034 Are you really serious about this? 264 00:12:13,067 --> 00:12:14,701 Yes, father, she is the chosen one. 265 00:12:14,735 --> 00:12:15,669 She's the chosen one? - Yes. - 266 00:12:15,702 --> 00:12:17,105 Well son, do you know what I'm going to do? 267 00:12:17,137 --> 00:12:18,505 I'll give you the ring. - Thank you. - 268 00:12:18,538 --> 00:12:20,908 But first I have to meet her family. 269 00:12:20,942 --> 00:12:22,676 Why? - Why?! - 270 00:12:25,345 --> 00:12:27,180 This is why. - What the hell does that mean? - 271 00:12:27,214 --> 00:12:29,083 You don't respect your roots. 272 00:12:29,117 --> 00:12:30,384 What are you talking about? 273 00:12:30,417 --> 00:12:32,987 You do not eat the fruit until you are sure the tree is not diseased. 274 00:12:33,021 --> 00:12:34,388 According to tradition, I need to look 275 00:12:34,421 --> 00:12:36,057 In the eyes of the mother and father. 276 00:12:36,090 --> 00:12:37,457 I need to look into their eyes 277 00:12:37,491 --> 00:12:38,859 To make sure there is no rot. 278 00:12:38,892 --> 00:12:40,560 Because there can be rot, not that it exists - What? - 279 00:12:40,594 --> 00:12:42,964 But there could be. - There's no mold in this family, Dad. - 280 00:12:42,997 --> 00:12:44,231 You don't know. - They are elegant. - 281 00:12:44,264 --> 00:12:46,067 You don't know. - Come on, they're classy people. - 282 00:12:46,100 --> 00:12:47,334 correct. 283 00:12:47,367 --> 00:12:48,903 The elegant, the filthier. 284 00:12:48,936 --> 00:12:50,138 You never know what's going on. 285 00:12:50,170 --> 00:12:51,672 Plus they don't live anywhere near here. 286 00:12:51,705 --> 00:12:53,373 So let me put you on FaceTime. 287 00:12:53,407 --> 00:12:55,009 To be able to test them over the phone. 288 00:12:55,043 --> 00:12:58,245 Hey, I won't use FaceTime. This is an important moment. 289 00:12:58,278 --> 00:12:59,846 (FaceTime), (Zoom) Are you crazy? 290 00:12:59,880 --> 00:13:02,016 You don't have to be upset about everything. - No, be... - 291 00:13:02,050 --> 00:13:04,986 Dad, I want to do this Next weekend. 292 00:13:05,019 --> 00:13:07,287 In their family home, in the countryside. 293 00:13:07,320 --> 00:13:09,189 Wait wait. Wait, wait. 294 00:13:09,222 --> 00:13:10,624 This is the first summer 295 00:13:10,657 --> 00:13:13,027 Since we had to say goodbye to your poor dear mother 296 00:13:13,061 --> 00:13:15,930 And you're going to leave me alone for the fucking 4th of July? 297 00:13:15,963 --> 00:13:17,197 Well, that's just it, You know 298 00:13:17,230 --> 00:13:19,666 Her family invited me to their summer home. 299 00:13:19,700 --> 00:13:20,767 Their summer home? 300 00:13:20,801 --> 00:13:23,704 Most people have one home But they have them for different seasons, that's nice. 301 00:13:23,737 --> 00:13:25,539 For your sake, father They have more money than us 302 00:13:25,572 --> 00:13:28,176 Who isn't? Plus it's only for the weekend. 303 00:13:28,208 --> 00:13:30,677 One weekend she says. Weekend. 304 00:13:30,711 --> 00:13:32,846 Fifty years ago, I came to this country 305 00:13:32,879 --> 00:13:34,048 To give you a better life. 306 00:13:34,082 --> 00:13:35,415 Fifty years ago, 307 00:13:35,449 --> 00:13:38,251 I skipped every weekend in Sicily for you. 308 00:13:38,285 --> 00:13:39,686 I joined the US Army 309 00:13:39,720 --> 00:13:42,090 To protect your freedoms. What thanks do I get? 310 00:13:42,123 --> 00:13:43,925 She's going to celebrate the Fourth of July 311 00:13:43,958 --> 00:13:44,992 with another family, 312 00:13:45,026 --> 00:13:48,029 And you leave me to cut the roots and eat sausages alone! 313 00:13:48,062 --> 00:13:50,131 Alone! Thank you. 314 00:13:51,966 --> 00:13:53,266 This is unbelievable. 315 00:13:59,239 --> 00:14:01,142 Wait, what do you mean you won't come? 316 00:14:01,175 --> 00:14:03,376 I can't leave my father. 317 00:14:03,410 --> 00:14:05,712 The Fourth of July is his favorite holiday. 318 00:14:05,746 --> 00:14:07,581 Because of his military background? 319 00:14:07,614 --> 00:14:10,650 No, it's the only vacation In which you do not have to buy a gift. 320 00:14:10,684 --> 00:14:12,285 I'm sorry, Eli. 321 00:14:12,319 --> 00:14:14,254 We'll do that another time. 322 00:14:14,287 --> 00:14:15,455 Why don't we just bring it? 323 00:14:15,489 --> 00:14:16,623 What happened? 324 00:14:16,656 --> 00:14:20,061 I mean, if... He loves the Fourth of July 325 00:14:20,094 --> 00:14:21,762 He will have fun in our house. 326 00:14:21,795 --> 00:14:24,631 There are all kinds of fun family activities. 327 00:14:24,664 --> 00:14:27,135 There are fireworks. There is even a huge lake 328 00:14:27,168 --> 00:14:29,036 Tons of fresh fish. 329 00:14:29,070 --> 00:14:30,604 He likes to remove bones from fish. 330 00:14:31,271 --> 00:14:32,472 Sounds good. 331 00:14:33,573 --> 00:14:37,477 my dad" “Getting a closer look at my new life 332 00:14:37,511 --> 00:14:41,281 While I'm trying to improve my relationship With my father, Eli. 333 00:14:41,314 --> 00:14:43,383 “What a great idea!” 334 00:14:43,416 --> 00:14:44,618 No, I don't think so. 335 00:14:44,651 --> 00:14:46,653 Maybe I should stay here with him. 336 00:14:48,722 --> 00:14:50,690 For your sake. 337 00:14:50,724 --> 00:14:53,426 Don't you want our families to finally meet? 338 00:14:53,460 --> 00:14:55,529 Yes, of course I want. 339 00:14:56,563 --> 00:14:58,266 Why is your voice so loud? 340 00:14:58,298 --> 00:14:59,599 What's going on here? 341 00:15:00,034 --> 00:15:01,068 Are you... 342 00:15:02,335 --> 00:15:04,471 Are you nervous to bring it? 343 00:15:04,504 --> 00:15:06,373 Nervous? No. 344 00:15:06,406 --> 00:15:08,408 No, what? No, no. 345 00:15:08,441 --> 00:15:09,843 Okay, okay. 346 00:15:10,410 --> 00:15:11,812 Don't bring it. 347 00:15:11,845 --> 00:15:12,914 Don't come. 348 00:15:14,447 --> 00:15:16,850 Don't have fun. It's okay. 349 00:15:16,883 --> 00:15:18,819 "Well, maybe I was a little scared." 350 00:15:18,852 --> 00:15:21,588 “To bring my parents to a country club setting.” 351 00:15:21,621 --> 00:15:24,292 “Where he will see me playing racquet sports.” 352 00:15:24,324 --> 00:15:27,828 Riding golf carts “And take a nap. 353 00:15:27,861 --> 00:15:30,664 "But I also knew that he was stubborn." 354 00:15:30,697 --> 00:15:33,700 "He won't give me the ring without meeting face to face." 355 00:15:34,434 --> 00:15:36,703 Well, you won. I will ask him. 356 00:15:38,371 --> 00:15:40,141 Hey, don't get excited Okay? 357 00:15:40,174 --> 00:15:43,177 This guy is big on tradition. I doubt he would agree. 358 00:15:43,211 --> 00:15:44,511 Of course I'm coming. 359 00:15:44,544 --> 00:15:45,980 Wait, wait, wait. Really? 360 00:15:46,013 --> 00:15:47,614 Of course, I'm coming. What will we do instead? 361 00:15:47,647 --> 00:15:48,715 We spend the whole weekend alone 362 00:15:48,748 --> 00:15:51,185 Just the two of us at home cutting roots? 363 00:15:51,219 --> 00:15:53,221 And we eat hot dogs? Of course I'm coming. 364 00:15:53,254 --> 00:15:55,822 This is the same example I used To make me feel guilty not to go. 365 00:15:55,856 --> 00:15:57,824 Well what can I say? I have my way with words. 366 00:15:57,858 --> 00:15:58,926 You know me. 367 00:15:58,960 --> 00:16:00,228 Okay, listen. If we're going to do this, Dad, 368 00:16:00,261 --> 00:16:01,494 You must be on your best behavior. 369 00:16:01,528 --> 00:16:03,231 What do you mean by my best behavior? 370 00:16:03,264 --> 00:16:04,898 The family is tense 371 00:16:04,932 --> 00:16:06,433 They are conservative, They are not used to... 372 00:16:06,466 --> 00:16:07,667 Wait, wait, wait. 373 00:16:07,701 --> 00:16:11,438 So you, the son, tell me, I, the father, how to act? 374 00:16:11,973 --> 00:16:13,241 Do you hear this? 375 00:16:13,274 --> 00:16:15,343 Just remember that the main goal is to meet the family, 376 00:16:15,375 --> 00:16:17,444 So I can get the ring and propose to Ellie. 377 00:16:17,477 --> 00:16:19,713 You don't have to check the price Their antique coffee tables. 378 00:16:19,746 --> 00:16:22,549 Seriously, how elegant could she be? Their stupid coffee table? 379 00:16:22,582 --> 00:16:24,318 I mean seriously how much are we talking about? 380 00:16:24,352 --> 00:16:26,254 I don't know, father. 381 00:16:26,287 --> 00:16:28,755 I'm just kidding you. Where is your sense of humor? 382 00:16:28,788 --> 00:16:30,024 Seriously, that's all I'm asking for 383 00:16:31,424 --> 00:16:32,459 What, all... 384 00:16:32,492 --> 00:16:33,627 What is this? 385 00:16:33,660 --> 00:16:35,263 Look at him. Look at him. 386 00:16:35,296 --> 00:16:36,396 I have to deal with him. 387 00:16:36,429 --> 00:16:37,464 Do you know what worries him? 388 00:16:37,497 --> 00:16:42,003 He's worried that his immigrant father will make him look like a goomba. [Jumba: from Mario game] 389 00:16:42,036 --> 00:16:43,070 Let me tell you something. 390 00:16:43,104 --> 00:16:44,804 You don't remember this because I'm your father 391 00:16:44,838 --> 00:16:46,673 But a lot of people find me charming, 392 00:16:46,706 --> 00:16:48,209 Very charming That's right, that's right 393 00:16:48,242 --> 00:16:49,442 Right, ladies? - Yes. - 394 00:16:49,476 --> 00:16:51,645 And these rich people? 395 00:16:51,678 --> 00:16:52,812 They have a word for me... 396 00:16:52,846 --> 00:16:55,249 I remember, she's a slut, It's obnoxious 397 00:16:55,283 --> 00:16:56,549 It's exaggerated. 398 00:16:56,583 --> 00:16:58,485 No no. "refreshing." 399 00:16:58,518 --> 00:17:00,420 "It's refreshing." "It's very original." 400 00:17:00,453 --> 00:17:02,656 I heard that I hear that all the time. 401 00:17:02,689 --> 00:17:05,159 And I promise that Eli's parents will love me. 402 00:17:05,192 --> 00:17:06,860 I don't know about you, but they'll love me. 403 00:17:06,893 --> 00:17:09,863 Ladies, you better finish on Thursday. 404 00:17:09,896 --> 00:17:12,465 Because Maniscalco's men, They go on vacation. 405 00:17:14,168 --> 00:17:15,568 He's worried. 406 00:17:15,602 --> 00:17:17,604 This child is anxious. I'm not like that. 407 00:17:35,722 --> 00:17:37,291 What the hell are you doing? 408 00:17:37,325 --> 00:17:39,160 You cannot smoke here. - Why? I'm outside. - 409 00:17:39,193 --> 00:17:40,227 Next to a plane! 410 00:17:40,261 --> 00:17:42,063 sorry! - It's okay - 411 00:17:42,096 --> 00:17:44,999 This is triviality, you can't even smoke cigars. 412 00:17:45,032 --> 00:17:46,499 I have good news. 413 00:17:46,533 --> 00:17:48,169 She brought us a luxury sedan 414 00:17:48,202 --> 00:17:49,904 For the price of a cosmetic box. 415 00:17:49,937 --> 00:17:51,571 that's good, But it makes me wonder 416 00:17:51,604 --> 00:17:53,540 How much beauty boxes can you get. 417 00:17:53,573 --> 00:17:57,477 Then I took the price of a beauty box and got home! 418 00:17:57,510 --> 00:17:59,180 Beautiful. 419 00:17:59,213 --> 00:18:01,548 Bag lover. - Yes, how long does it take to get there? - 420 00:18:01,581 --> 00:18:03,451 Three hours. 421 00:18:03,483 --> 00:18:05,119 Hello guys Are you looking for a ride? 422 00:18:06,053 --> 00:18:07,787 Oh, my God. 423 00:18:07,821 --> 00:18:09,056 (Lucky)! 424 00:18:09,090 --> 00:18:10,523 no. 425 00:18:10,557 --> 00:18:12,259 Who is this, her ex-boyfriend? 426 00:18:12,293 --> 00:18:13,626 Worse, brother. 427 00:18:13,660 --> 00:18:15,262 Hello 428 00:18:17,031 --> 00:18:19,967 "While I was making progress with my father, Eli." 429 00:18:20,001 --> 00:18:23,070 "I couldn't with Big Brother." 430 00:18:23,104 --> 00:18:26,107 His name was " (William Love Collins) XIII 431 00:18:26,140 --> 00:18:28,943 That's why everyone calls him "Pure" 432 00:18:28,976 --> 00:18:30,628 And that's exactly what it was. 433 00:18:32,947 --> 00:18:34,015 Oh, my God! 434 00:18:34,048 --> 00:18:35,715 After graduating from Princeton. 435 00:18:35,749 --> 00:18:38,052 “When you could bribe your kid to go to college.” 436 00:18:38,085 --> 00:18:40,587 "Lucky was on board." “To take over the hotel group 437 00:18:40,620 --> 00:18:42,789 During his work “Customer Supportive”. 438 00:18:42,822 --> 00:18:46,160 Gentlemen! Who's ready to go hunt some endangered species? 439 00:18:46,193 --> 00:18:48,162 I'm kidding. Unless you guys are degenerates 440 00:18:48,195 --> 00:18:49,596 I can solve the problem. 441 00:18:49,629 --> 00:18:51,265 “This guy travels all over the world.” 442 00:18:51,298 --> 00:18:52,832 "A luxury for wealthy clients." 443 00:18:52,866 --> 00:18:54,368 “With all the hobbies of rich kids.” 444 00:18:54,402 --> 00:18:56,470 "He has time to have fun." 445 00:18:56,504 --> 00:18:57,570 "We're talking about skiing..." 446 00:18:57,604 --> 00:18:59,154 Bad ice skating! 447 00:18:59,187 --> 00:19:00,176 "Yacht." 448 00:19:02,510 --> 00:19:04,644 "All country club sports" 449 00:19:04,677 --> 00:19:07,081 Looks like I should change my shoes 450 00:19:07,114 --> 00:19:09,716 Because I'm on the dance floor. What! 451 00:19:11,718 --> 00:19:14,422 “But I would say his best skills overall.” 452 00:19:14,455 --> 00:19:16,524 “To be despicable.” 453 00:19:16,556 --> 00:19:17,891 Here he is. 454 00:19:17,925 --> 00:19:19,592 I see you're still bringing the bellman. 455 00:19:19,626 --> 00:19:21,228 (Lucky)! no! - Hello - 456 00:19:21,262 --> 00:19:22,729 I'm just kidding, Voice of the Sea. 457 00:19:23,998 --> 00:19:25,799 Hey, how's it going, Luc? - Not much. - 458 00:19:25,832 --> 00:19:27,101 You must be Sebastian's brother. 459 00:19:27,134 --> 00:19:29,203 No, I am his father (Salvo). How are you? 460 00:19:29,236 --> 00:19:30,603 impossible! truly? 461 00:19:30,637 --> 00:19:33,573 This is crazy, I can't tell anyone's age Over the age of forty. 462 00:19:33,606 --> 00:19:38,145 Anyway Let me give you guys a free favor. 463 00:19:38,179 --> 00:19:42,116 I am invested in this new cream Anti-aging for men 464 00:19:42,149 --> 00:19:43,716 I am considered a client. 465 00:19:43,750 --> 00:19:45,718 This person. 466 00:19:45,752 --> 00:19:46,820 Are you ready guys? 467 00:19:46,853 --> 00:19:48,322 Let's go! 468 00:19:48,355 --> 00:19:50,157 Chopper time! 469 00:19:50,191 --> 00:19:52,393 I don't think this is a good idea. 470 00:19:52,426 --> 00:19:53,994 Yes, we got a free car and... You know. 471 00:19:54,028 --> 00:19:55,595 Guys, come on! 472 00:19:55,628 --> 00:19:58,499 Believe me, the helicopter takes 20 minutes, 473 00:19:58,532 --> 00:20:01,469 And the views are magical. 474 00:20:01,502 --> 00:20:03,003 Are you with me? 475 00:20:03,037 --> 00:20:06,006 Let's go! Let's have fun! 476 00:20:06,040 --> 00:20:08,375 Lucky, you're allowed to take off. 477 00:20:08,409 --> 00:20:09,910 Know that, Roger. 478 00:20:09,944 --> 00:20:11,744 The man's name is Roger. We hang out with each other 479 00:20:11,778 --> 00:20:13,646 He has a very beautiful wife. 480 00:20:15,983 --> 00:20:17,118 If you look to your left, guys 481 00:20:17,151 --> 00:20:19,819 You'll see the beautiful Roanoke River. 482 00:20:20,321 --> 00:20:21,355 Look, my dear. 483 00:20:23,390 --> 00:20:24,425 Salvo, it's beautiful Isn't it? 484 00:20:24,458 --> 00:20:26,026 Yes. Yes, Yes, it's beautiful 485 00:20:26,060 --> 00:20:27,194 Reminds me of a nap. 486 00:20:33,934 --> 00:20:36,170 I'm fine. I'm well. 487 00:20:36,203 --> 00:20:37,770 Okay, okay I'm fine. 488 00:20:39,540 --> 00:20:42,276 Sorry, sorry. I am in control of the situation. 489 00:20:43,577 --> 00:20:45,812 I drank a lot of energy drinks and tea 490 00:20:45,845 --> 00:20:47,780 He's joking. He's joking. - Yes yes. - 491 00:20:49,016 --> 00:20:51,118 The air conditioner is not working. - No, it works. - 492 00:20:51,152 --> 00:20:52,719 It works, it works. 493 00:20:52,752 --> 00:20:54,721 decent. - Only minutes left. - 494 00:20:54,754 --> 00:20:56,789 It's warm, Dad. - Son, it's... - 495 00:20:56,823 --> 00:20:58,758 I think we have a problem here. 496 00:20:58,791 --> 00:21:00,027 We have a problem here. 497 00:21:00,060 --> 00:21:01,694 Oh, my God! my dear! 498 00:21:01,728 --> 00:21:02,963 I can't breathe. - Wait, wait, wait. - 499 00:21:02,997 --> 00:21:05,865 Taking a bite of lemon will help you with nausea. - I will never eat a whole lemon. - 500 00:21:05,899 --> 00:21:07,168 I'll cut it, I'll cut it. Don't worry. 501 00:21:07,201 --> 00:21:10,870 Hey, I'll cut it into pieces. Hold on, I have a knife. 502 00:21:10,905 --> 00:21:12,106 He has a knife. Oh, my God. 503 00:21:12,139 --> 00:21:13,740 He has a knife. - I cut the lemon. - 504 00:21:13,773 --> 00:21:15,442 Well, take it, take it. - Baby, suck it. - 505 00:21:15,476 --> 00:21:18,045 Sucking lemon Suck this lemon. Suck it. 506 00:21:18,078 --> 00:21:20,214 Just suck! Suck, suck, suck! 507 00:21:20,247 --> 00:21:22,183 Looks like my Saturday night. - Suck! - 508 00:21:22,216 --> 00:21:24,051 My friend, don't throw up on my horn. 509 00:21:24,084 --> 00:21:25,386 He will not vomit in your emergency. 510 00:21:25,419 --> 00:21:28,022 Just breathe in through the nose and out through the mouth. - Fuck that. - 511 00:21:28,055 --> 00:21:30,191 It makes it worse. - Suck it! - 512 00:21:30,224 --> 00:21:31,525 Count on it. - Just suck it! - 513 00:21:31,559 --> 00:21:32,725 Just suck it! Just suck it. 514 00:21:32,759 --> 00:21:35,095 Just suck the lemon! - Take it easy, kid. - 515 00:21:35,129 --> 00:21:36,796 I think we should turn around. He got scared. 516 00:21:36,829 --> 00:21:37,998 Only 19 more minutes left. 517 00:21:38,032 --> 00:21:39,533 You can't hold me 19... - It's bad. - 518 00:21:39,567 --> 00:21:42,169 Let's get it down, let's get it down. - Open the windows! - 519 00:21:42,203 --> 00:21:43,304 I will die! 520 00:21:43,337 --> 00:21:44,605 Turn on the air conditioner. Take it down. 521 00:21:44,638 --> 00:21:45,670 How are you so calm? - Roger, we're coming back. - 522 00:21:45,943 --> 00:21:48,496 I'm dying! Put it down! , put it down! 523 00:21:56,483 --> 00:21:59,386 I knew I had to force him To join the army. 524 00:21:59,420 --> 00:22:02,822 Yes, yes, yes. Laugh, laugh, guys. 525 00:22:02,855 --> 00:22:05,092 I'm just glad I'm down to earth. 526 00:22:07,061 --> 00:22:10,497 Okay, gentlemen. Welcome to White Oak. 527 00:22:11,764 --> 00:22:13,434 Wow! - right? - 528 00:22:13,467 --> 00:22:14,568 Oh boy. 529 00:22:14,602 --> 00:22:16,971 Well, this is the golf course, 530 00:22:17,004 --> 00:22:21,275 And the tennis courts down there. 531 00:22:21,308 --> 00:22:24,144 Baby, look over there This is the fortress of my childhood. 532 00:22:24,178 --> 00:22:26,680 I would go there. Whenever I need to get away from my family. 533 00:22:26,714 --> 00:22:28,515 So, basically, all the time. 534 00:22:28,549 --> 00:22:29,882 Yes, I wish I had one. 535 00:22:29,917 --> 00:22:32,852 Look! 536 00:22:32,885 --> 00:22:36,856 Oh, my God! It's the Feathered Sergeant and his family! 537 00:22:36,889 --> 00:22:38,891 What is this? - Oh, my God! - 538 00:22:38,926 --> 00:22:40,561 What do you do? 539 00:22:40,594 --> 00:22:42,463 How are you guys? - Is this safe? - 540 00:22:42,496 --> 00:22:43,731 No, it's good. 541 00:22:43,763 --> 00:22:46,066 What is this? What do you do? Pay attention 542 00:22:46,100 --> 00:22:49,303 Run to the car! They will eat you alive! 543 00:22:49,336 --> 00:22:50,704 Oh, my God! - Aren't they the best? - 544 00:22:50,738 --> 00:22:51,771 Yes yes yes. 545 00:22:51,804 --> 00:22:53,207 They are so beautiful! 546 00:22:53,240 --> 00:22:55,009 So how much do peacocks cost anyway? 547 00:22:55,042 --> 00:22:56,410 Don't answer that, Eli. 548 00:22:56,443 --> 00:22:58,512 I didn't know they had peacocks in Virginia. 549 00:22:58,545 --> 00:23:01,881 Well, my grandfather brought two here a decade ago. 550 00:23:01,915 --> 00:23:03,183 But they didn't like their cages, 551 00:23:03,217 --> 00:23:04,817 So he decided to let them roam freely. 552 00:23:04,851 --> 00:23:06,086 And now, they've pretty much become 553 00:23:06,120 --> 00:23:08,055 Our club's official mascots. 554 00:23:08,088 --> 00:23:09,822 Well, they're unlucky where I come from. 555 00:23:09,856 --> 00:23:11,759 They're just a bunch of damned braggarts 556 00:23:11,791 --> 00:23:13,727 If you ask me. I don't like them. 557 00:23:13,761 --> 00:23:16,163 They are lucky to be born this way. They could have been born like a hen 558 00:23:16,196 --> 00:23:17,097 Or a dove. 559 00:23:17,131 --> 00:23:18,798 I mean, she just has luxurious feathers, 560 00:23:18,831 --> 00:23:20,701 So suddenly They get more respect. 561 00:23:20,734 --> 00:23:23,113 Okay, guys, I got it. 562 00:23:23,376 --> 00:23:26,073 Welcome to our home. 563 00:23:27,408 --> 00:23:30,978 Look at this! Are you kidding me? 564 00:23:31,011 --> 00:23:32,246 How much does a house like this cost? 565 00:23:32,279 --> 00:23:34,682 Enough with "The Price Is Right"! 566 00:23:34,715 --> 00:23:36,984 It's Bob Barker in the back seat. 567 00:23:38,686 --> 00:23:41,422 My dear little girl - Hello! - 568 00:23:41,455 --> 00:23:42,723 Hello. 569 00:23:42,756 --> 00:23:44,725 My girl. 570 00:23:44,758 --> 00:23:46,760 How beautiful! - (Ellie Bailey)! - 571 00:23:46,794 --> 00:23:48,562 "You know, looking at this" 572 00:23:48,595 --> 00:23:50,597 “My father must have been confused.” 573 00:23:50,631 --> 00:23:52,066 Beds are a little corny, aren't they? 574 00:23:52,099 --> 00:23:54,201 It's called love and affection, Dad. 575 00:23:54,234 --> 00:23:56,003 Unlike you, When she met me in the delivery room 576 00:23:56,036 --> 00:23:57,338 I chose to shake my hand. 577 00:23:57,371 --> 00:23:59,606 What else was I supposed to do? We just met. 578 00:24:01,308 --> 00:24:04,078 Come on guys, I want you to meet Sebastian's father. 579 00:24:04,111 --> 00:24:05,412 Hello Sebastian. - Hello. - 580 00:24:05,446 --> 00:24:06,480 It's nice to see you. 581 00:24:06,513 --> 00:24:07,781 Nice to meet you. - Nice to meet you. - 582 00:24:07,815 --> 00:24:09,316 (sebastian), It's good to see you. 583 00:24:10,284 --> 00:24:14,121 And you must be charming (salvo). 584 00:24:14,154 --> 00:24:16,856 Nice to finally meet you in person, Tigger. 585 00:24:16,889 --> 00:24:20,194 Just last week I saw you on TV. 586 00:24:20,227 --> 00:24:22,563 (CNN) or (Fox)? 587 00:24:22,596 --> 00:24:23,896 No, no The blonde. 588 00:24:23,931 --> 00:24:25,566 Your hair, if I may say so 589 00:24:25,599 --> 00:24:26,834 Just like a block of marble. 590 00:24:26,866 --> 00:24:28,335 I want to sink my hands into it. 591 00:24:28,369 --> 00:24:29,970 My father, my father, Dad, what are you doing? 592 00:24:30,003 --> 00:24:31,372 Sorry I just... - You will hit her. - 593 00:24:31,405 --> 00:24:33,674 Well, Salvo, we hear you're a designer. 594 00:24:33,707 --> 00:24:34,874 Now, tell me this, 595 00:24:34,908 --> 00:24:37,544 Do you think I'm too old to quit, Gimme a bunch of frozen tips 596 00:24:41,315 --> 00:24:42,616 “Frozen tips?” 597 00:24:42,649 --> 00:24:44,852 Good joke, sir Great! 598 00:24:44,884 --> 00:24:46,220 Okay, I'll go now 599 00:24:46,253 --> 00:24:47,421 Enjoy! - "Hasta luigo!" - 600 00:24:47,454 --> 00:24:49,656 So, why don't you come in? 601 00:24:49,690 --> 00:24:51,158 We'll give you the grand tour. 602 00:24:51,191 --> 00:24:52,760 Don't worry about bags. 603 00:24:52,793 --> 00:24:54,661 Wendell will take care of them. 604 00:24:54,695 --> 00:24:55,895 Mom... 605 00:24:55,929 --> 00:24:57,364 You have a very large dog. 606 00:24:57,398 --> 00:24:58,866 This is Duke. 607 00:24:58,898 --> 00:25:00,534 We don't treat him harshly Because we fear it will kill us. 608 00:25:00,567 --> 00:25:01,969 It's so big! 609 00:25:02,002 --> 00:25:03,137 my dad! - This is our home. - 610 00:25:03,170 --> 00:25:04,438 amazing! - Yes. - 611 00:25:04,471 --> 00:25:06,006 He's unbelievable. - It's very big. - 612 00:25:06,039 --> 00:25:10,244 This is our youngest son, Doug. 613 00:25:10,277 --> 00:25:11,678 He practices... - Hello! - 614 00:25:11,712 --> 00:25:13,247 Sound vessels. 615 00:25:13,280 --> 00:25:15,315 Sound bowls? What is this? 616 00:25:15,349 --> 00:25:17,184 Okay sound pot... 617 00:25:17,217 --> 00:25:18,752 In fact, it's a machine. 618 00:25:18,786 --> 00:25:21,021 This sets the vibration 619 00:25:21,054 --> 00:25:23,857 Relieves stress and promotes relaxation. 620 00:25:23,891 --> 00:25:26,427 It's... He learns to be a healer. 621 00:25:27,561 --> 00:25:29,763 But we are very proud of him. 622 00:25:29,797 --> 00:25:31,031 You're too loud, Dad. 623 00:25:31,064 --> 00:25:32,433 Sorry. - Sorry. - 624 00:25:32,466 --> 00:25:36,170 Let me just... I will close for the sake of the playful girl. 625 00:25:36,203 --> 00:25:39,072 Play to calm the savage beast. 626 00:25:39,106 --> 00:25:40,841 Well, you don't have to close them. 627 00:25:42,142 --> 00:25:44,978 amazing! This house is amazing! 628 00:25:45,012 --> 00:25:46,847 Look at this! - This is nothing. - 629 00:25:46,880 --> 00:25:48,248 You should see the house in Aspen. 630 00:25:48,282 --> 00:25:50,984 Well, it's just, You know... 631 00:25:51,018 --> 00:25:53,887 I love this cocktail table. 632 00:25:53,922 --> 00:25:56,523 (Sebastian)! 633 00:25:56,557 --> 00:25:58,325 Good eye! 634 00:25:58,358 --> 00:26:01,829 It was the first commercial coal mine in the country 635 00:26:01,862 --> 00:26:03,063 Right down the road from here 636 00:26:03,096 --> 00:26:08,802 And this piece Made from wood from one of the original mines. 637 00:26:08,836 --> 00:26:11,371 Steeped in history. - Drowned - 638 00:26:11,405 --> 00:26:13,173 good for you, Reuse old wood like this. 639 00:26:13,207 --> 00:26:16,610 This guy always bothers me about picking up trash And put it at home. 640 00:26:16,643 --> 00:26:18,145 garbage? 641 00:26:18,178 --> 00:26:19,580 It's crazy, the stuff people throw away these days. 642 00:26:19,613 --> 00:26:21,615 It's definitely better than paying for it Right? 643 00:26:21,648 --> 00:26:23,717 So he took it - Yes. - 644 00:26:23,750 --> 00:26:27,521 Yes, yes. This is very true. 645 00:26:27,554 --> 00:26:30,290 In fact, Even though we paid the price for this. 646 00:26:30,324 --> 00:26:32,359 King's ransom 647 00:26:32,392 --> 00:26:36,637 If I could say, But at least it's too shabby to hold drinks. 648 00:26:37,130 --> 00:26:38,499 Dad, this is the worst. 649 00:26:38,532 --> 00:26:44,104 No, no, just us, We wanted something that matched the art in the room. 650 00:26:44,137 --> 00:26:45,272 Good for you 651 00:26:45,305 --> 00:26:47,307 Hang your children's artwork like this. 652 00:26:47,341 --> 00:26:53,280 No, this is the original Grandma Moses painting. 653 00:26:53,313 --> 00:26:54,381 Can you believe it? - I...I'm sorry. - 654 00:26:54,414 --> 00:26:55,883 We found them... - I'm sorry. - 655 00:26:55,917 --> 00:26:57,618 What? - I'm sorry... - 656 00:26:57,651 --> 00:26:59,319 I didn't mean to insult your grandmother. 657 00:26:59,353 --> 00:27:01,555 I didn't mean any disrespect. I have no idea. 658 00:27:01,588 --> 00:27:03,123 I mean, what's her problem? 659 00:27:03,156 --> 00:27:04,993 Was she crazy? 660 00:27:05,025 --> 00:27:06,059 Oh my God. 661 00:27:06,093 --> 00:27:07,728 Hey, who's hungry for lunch? 662 00:27:07,761 --> 00:27:09,129 I. - I'm me! - 663 00:27:09,162 --> 00:27:10,731 We can all go down to the hut. 664 00:27:10,764 --> 00:27:12,766 Salvo, you'll love the cottage! - What a great idea! - 665 00:27:25,679 --> 00:27:26,747 This is me. 666 00:27:28,882 --> 00:27:31,184 This club is huge, Bill. 667 00:27:31,218 --> 00:27:32,386 The way you were describing it, 668 00:27:32,419 --> 00:27:36,490 I was expecting a place where they served grilled cheese From a little window, you know. 669 00:27:36,523 --> 00:27:39,459 Yes, I assume they've fixed it over the years. 670 00:27:39,493 --> 00:27:41,762 But for us it will always be... 671 00:27:41,795 --> 00:27:43,297 The hut. 672 00:27:43,330 --> 00:27:45,465 This place was built by slaves. 673 00:27:45,499 --> 00:27:46,633 (Douglas). 674 00:27:46,667 --> 00:27:49,102 What, I'm not allowed to tell the truth now? 675 00:27:49,136 --> 00:27:50,871 How are we supposed to face our problems? 676 00:27:50,905 --> 00:27:53,007 If we don't talk about it, Dad? 677 00:27:53,041 --> 00:27:54,474 No, that's a fact. It's a fact. 678 00:27:54,508 --> 00:27:57,244 Some of the history found here 679 00:27:57,277 --> 00:27:58,378 Just... It's brutal. 680 00:27:58,412 --> 00:28:00,781 It's unimaginable. 681 00:28:02,649 --> 00:28:06,420 It's not on the menu, but you can ask Club sandwich with lobster. 682 00:28:06,453 --> 00:28:09,756 You know, I can't even bring my girlfriend here because I'm ashamed. 683 00:28:11,325 --> 00:28:12,961 She is an African woman. 684 00:28:12,994 --> 00:28:16,463 It's a woman emailing you from Africa. 685 00:28:16,496 --> 00:28:19,067 And you send her money. 686 00:28:19,099 --> 00:28:23,004 We have not yet confirmed whether it is a girl or a friend. 687 00:28:23,037 --> 00:28:25,039 Keep me safe from negative energy. 688 00:28:25,073 --> 00:28:26,873 Hello everyone. Welcome to White Oak 689 00:28:26,908 --> 00:28:29,810 What can I get you guys? - No bread please. - 690 00:28:29,843 --> 00:28:33,047 Um, do you have those crackers? Unnatural? 691 00:28:33,081 --> 00:28:35,415 naturally. Gloria, do you have kombucha? 692 00:28:35,449 --> 00:28:38,118 I can check. - Does anyone want to try it? - 693 00:28:38,151 --> 00:28:39,820 Since I tried kombucha... 694 00:28:39,853 --> 00:28:42,789 My brain became completely regular. - Good. - 695 00:28:42,823 --> 00:28:45,325 My problems are over. - Well remember, Douglas. 696 00:28:45,359 --> 00:28:47,962 We don't talk about our brains at the table. - no. - 697 00:28:47,996 --> 00:28:49,796 Before I drink kombucha 698 00:28:50,263 --> 00:28:54,102 My stool started out like little torn pieces of paper 699 00:28:54,134 --> 00:28:57,437 Then after I started drinking for a long time My problems solved. 700 00:28:57,471 --> 00:29:00,407 Okay, good. Thank you for that. 701 00:29:00,440 --> 00:29:02,476 Do you know what you want, Sebastian? 702 00:29:02,509 --> 00:29:04,444 Just... 703 00:29:04,478 --> 00:29:06,680 Cobb salad. - Good choice. - 704 00:29:06,713 --> 00:29:08,482 What are you, one of my sorority sisters? 705 00:29:08,515 --> 00:29:10,918 Is that all you're going to ask? 706 00:29:10,952 --> 00:29:12,319 Won't you order a first course? 707 00:29:12,352 --> 00:29:15,422 Yeah, I'll just stick to the middle of the list. 708 00:29:15,455 --> 00:29:17,257 Fine, as you wish. 709 00:29:17,290 --> 00:29:18,592 Salvo, what are you going to ask? 710 00:29:18,625 --> 00:29:20,995 Gloria, I think I'll ask... 711 00:29:21,029 --> 00:29:23,064 BLT with onion rings 712 00:29:23,097 --> 00:29:25,332 But what is the price of this dish? 713 00:29:25,832 --> 00:29:27,001 No, no... We don't 714 00:29:27,035 --> 00:29:31,238 Salvo, this may seem very silly 715 00:29:31,271 --> 00:29:33,007 But we don't like to put prices on things, 716 00:29:33,041 --> 00:29:38,046 Because it's just an annoying reminder of money. 717 00:29:39,680 --> 00:29:41,448 So, do I mean that everything is free? 718 00:29:41,481 --> 00:29:44,317 No, it's not free. 719 00:29:44,351 --> 00:29:45,886 I wish it was. 720 00:29:45,920 --> 00:29:47,387 Nothing is free. 721 00:29:47,421 --> 00:29:49,790 So, what do they do? I mean, they make a price, or... 722 00:29:49,823 --> 00:29:51,324 Dad, it's... You know... 723 00:29:51,358 --> 00:29:52,526 Son, I'm talking to Bill here. 724 00:29:52,559 --> 00:29:53,961 Are you Bill? - Hello, Bill. - 725 00:29:53,995 --> 00:29:55,295 decent. 726 00:29:55,328 --> 00:29:56,931 Everything has a set price. 727 00:29:56,964 --> 00:29:59,466 And then they calculate it at the end of the week 728 00:29:59,499 --> 00:30:01,903 Put it on my bill, and everything will be taken care of. 729 00:30:01,936 --> 00:30:03,303 Understood. Okay, I get it. 730 00:30:03,336 --> 00:30:04,705 Okay, Gloria, I would just like to talk 731 00:30:04,738 --> 00:30:06,339 With someone who knows the prices. 732 00:30:06,373 --> 00:30:07,641 Salvo, please. 733 00:30:07,674 --> 00:30:10,243 please. It will be our pleasure to serve you. 734 00:30:10,277 --> 00:30:11,878 I would love that and thank you, Tigger. 735 00:30:11,913 --> 00:30:14,614 But I think you do more Too much already. 736 00:30:14,648 --> 00:30:16,383 You put us in your house 737 00:30:16,416 --> 00:30:18,953 That's enough already. We want to at least, pay for the meal. 738 00:30:18,986 --> 00:30:20,721 It's not a big problem. - I know it's not a big deal. - 739 00:30:20,754 --> 00:30:22,222 Don't make it a big deal. Everything is fine. 740 00:30:22,255 --> 00:30:23,590 Don't worry about this It's okay. 741 00:30:23,623 --> 00:30:25,692 So, Gloria Just do me a favor, 742 00:30:25,726 --> 00:30:27,294 Find out how much BLT costs. 743 00:30:27,327 --> 00:30:29,629 What did you ask for again? - Just a cup of salad. - 744 00:30:29,663 --> 00:30:31,199 Salad cup. - please. Please - 745 00:30:31,231 --> 00:30:32,566 No, we'll take care of that. - Just let us pay. - 746 00:30:32,599 --> 00:30:33,867 It would be much easier... - Just let them pay. - 747 00:30:33,900 --> 00:30:35,669 If you just let them pay. - I can't let you. - 748 00:30:35,702 --> 00:30:38,405 Let me take care of it. - Dad, let them pay. - 749 00:30:38,438 --> 00:30:40,174 Please let them pay. - Just let us pay. - 750 00:30:40,208 --> 00:30:42,342 I can't let you pay. - It's simple. - 751 00:30:46,613 --> 00:30:48,950 I don't know what you're so upset about. 752 00:30:48,983 --> 00:30:50,985 I mean, I'm a working man. 753 00:30:51,018 --> 00:30:52,186 I like to pay my own way. 754 00:30:52,220 --> 00:30:53,453 I don't want to owe anyone anything. 755 00:30:53,487 --> 00:30:56,656 I'm upset because you're supposed to To get to know Eli's family. 756 00:30:56,690 --> 00:30:58,558 Instead, You made a big deal out of it. 757 00:30:58,592 --> 00:31:00,827 so what? Who cares? These people are strange. 758 00:31:00,861 --> 00:31:02,063 Yes, you think they are. 759 00:31:02,096 --> 00:31:03,830 They are strange. Are you kidding me? 760 00:31:03,864 --> 00:31:05,766 They want to take a break from thinking about money. 761 00:31:05,799 --> 00:31:07,367 Where I come from, this is called death. 762 00:31:07,400 --> 00:31:09,137 Well, the thing is... 763 00:31:09,170 --> 00:31:11,338 It's a different life. 764 00:31:11,371 --> 00:31:12,806 But you still have to try. 765 00:31:13,507 --> 00:31:14,541 The one trying... 766 00:31:14,574 --> 00:31:16,210 I just don't know, Sebastian. I have to tell you. 767 00:31:16,244 --> 00:31:18,146 I don't know how it will integrate. 768 00:31:18,179 --> 00:31:19,679 This is not normal. I mean, Your mother and I 769 00:31:19,713 --> 00:31:21,381 We didn't raise you this way, so... 770 00:31:21,414 --> 00:31:24,851 Yes, you raised me to marry an Italian She screams when she is happy 771 00:31:24,885 --> 00:31:26,486 And hair grows in places I never knew it could grow. 772 00:31:26,520 --> 00:31:28,189 so what? This is a real woman. 773 00:31:28,222 --> 00:31:29,589 Your mother was a real woman 774 00:31:29,623 --> 00:31:31,358 Which put real food on the table 775 00:31:31,391 --> 00:31:34,128 Not one to refuse a bread basket. 776 00:31:34,162 --> 00:31:35,462 ok dad, It must be a confession 777 00:31:35,495 --> 00:31:37,697 The crackers were terrible. - It's like eating birdseed. - 778 00:31:37,731 --> 00:31:39,432 I didn't know if I would eat it with my hands 779 00:31:39,466 --> 00:31:40,600 Or just walk around and... 780 00:31:44,371 --> 00:31:47,474 Exactly, and you will notice how they try to minimize How expensive is the place here? 781 00:31:47,507 --> 00:31:48,842 "Excuse me?" 782 00:31:48,875 --> 00:31:49,944 "I'm looking at this." 783 00:31:49,977 --> 00:31:52,345 "Excuse me." I have eyes, I can see 784 00:31:52,379 --> 00:31:53,747 They walk around saying 785 00:31:53,780 --> 00:31:56,250 "Yes, the area of the house is 60,000 square feet." 786 00:31:56,284 --> 00:31:57,551 "With 13 bedrooms" 787 00:31:57,584 --> 00:31:59,853 "But we like it because it's comfortable." 788 00:31:59,886 --> 00:32:01,822 And then they do the opposite with furniture. 789 00:32:01,855 --> 00:32:03,356 They make it seem more important 790 00:32:03,390 --> 00:32:04,591 than it actually is. 791 00:32:04,624 --> 00:32:06,493 It can't be just an ordinary chair. 792 00:32:06,526 --> 00:32:08,262 It must have a complete story. 793 00:32:09,462 --> 00:32:11,565 "This is the chair he sat in." President Thomas Jefferson 794 00:32:11,598 --> 00:32:13,800 When he signed a treaty “Who the hell cares? 795 00:32:13,834 --> 00:32:16,503 "Well, this toilet is the place." Which you delegate to President Abraham Lincoln. 796 00:32:16,536 --> 00:32:17,905 “There's a painting, over there.” 797 00:32:17,939 --> 00:32:20,540 “Did they get a place for his hat there too?” 798 00:32:20,574 --> 00:32:23,510 I mean, I don't know if you're in a house or a museum. 799 00:32:24,377 --> 00:32:26,948 So, tell us what's new in Chicago? 800 00:32:26,981 --> 00:32:28,548 How is the exhibition? 801 00:32:28,582 --> 00:32:31,219 Well, it's, um... 802 00:32:31,252 --> 00:32:32,686 It's excellent. - Yes. - 803 00:32:32,719 --> 00:32:34,621 All my pieces are from my last show 804 00:32:34,654 --> 00:32:36,890 Sold out at opening. I mean... 805 00:32:36,924 --> 00:32:39,126 Well, that's something... - This is amazing! - 806 00:32:39,160 --> 00:32:40,460 This is something interesting. - Yes - 807 00:32:40,493 --> 00:32:43,331 Now that you have all these connections, 808 00:32:43,363 --> 00:32:46,200 Maybe you can work from anywhere. 809 00:32:46,234 --> 00:32:49,769 Mom, stop, no. - Is that true, my dear? - 810 00:32:49,803 --> 00:32:51,838 Sebastian and I love living in Chicago. 811 00:32:53,241 --> 00:32:55,709 But we miss having you there in DC. 812 00:32:55,742 --> 00:32:58,112 We really miss you We really miss you 813 00:32:58,145 --> 00:33:00,647 These cheeks are not fun to kiss on FaceTime. 814 00:33:00,680 --> 00:33:02,083 Oh, my God. - I want to kiss you too. - 815 00:33:02,116 --> 00:33:03,416 Where did you kiss? Where did you kiss? 816 00:33:03,450 --> 00:33:06,653 Excuse me. Excuse me. 817 00:33:06,686 --> 00:33:09,456 You guys aren't supposed to talk during the sound bath. - Oh, my God. - 818 00:33:09,489 --> 00:33:11,325 Yes, of course. - Sorry. Sorry - 819 00:33:11,359 --> 00:33:12,525 No, this... - Sorry sorry, sorry. - 820 00:33:12,559 --> 00:33:13,928 This is amazing. 821 00:33:13,961 --> 00:33:17,098 Please continue to seize us in audio. 822 00:33:17,131 --> 00:33:19,000 Yes. - Go. - 823 00:33:19,033 --> 00:33:22,069 Dad, listen, we're here because I want to marry Eli. 824 00:33:22,103 --> 00:33:24,471 So, it doesn't matter how it works with these people. 825 00:33:24,504 --> 00:33:25,805 It works for her. 826 00:33:25,839 --> 00:33:27,741 So, check it out For tomorrow, please 827 00:33:27,774 --> 00:33:29,743 Can you give these people a chance? 828 00:33:29,776 --> 00:33:32,812 I get it, I get it No problem, no problem. 829 00:33:32,846 --> 00:33:35,149 Because at the end of the day, son, It's your life. 830 00:33:36,616 --> 00:33:38,152 Night off? - Yes. - 831 00:33:46,394 --> 00:33:48,495 Look at this. Pink sheets? 832 00:33:48,528 --> 00:33:49,763 What? 833 00:33:51,198 --> 00:33:52,632 Well, we're in the dollhouse. 834 00:33:56,304 --> 00:34:00,473 Mom and Dad, I love living near you And you know that. 835 00:34:00,507 --> 00:34:02,575 and? - But... - 836 00:34:02,609 --> 00:34:04,844 Sebastian has his father 837 00:34:04,878 --> 00:34:08,481 And great job. - Yes, it works at Hiltons Al Ain. 838 00:34:08,515 --> 00:34:09,816 Hiltons, they have good parties. 839 00:34:09,849 --> 00:34:11,584 Do you still have to have herpes to work there? 840 00:34:11,618 --> 00:34:13,955 What is meant is... - Thank you for that. - 841 00:34:13,988 --> 00:34:16,656 He loves her... 842 00:34:16,690 --> 00:34:18,960 And I can't ask him to leave. 843 00:34:18,993 --> 00:34:21,561 Sure, but this is the house you guys live in 844 00:34:21,594 --> 00:34:24,165 It's very tight. - We prefer "modest". - 845 00:34:24,198 --> 00:34:26,733 Don't go on vacations. - Because we work. - 846 00:34:26,766 --> 00:34:28,035 And all those perfumes? 847 00:34:28,069 --> 00:34:30,204 They made the helicopter smell like Nordstrom. 848 00:34:30,237 --> 00:34:34,442 Oh, my God! I hate that When you unite with me like this. 849 00:34:34,474 --> 00:34:36,710 This is not fair! Whether you like it or not 850 00:34:37,111 --> 00:34:38,179 mom dad, 851 00:34:39,313 --> 00:34:40,547 And Lucky 852 00:34:40,580 --> 00:34:42,749 Sebastian and I are very happy together 853 00:34:42,782 --> 00:34:45,086 We will stay in Chicago. 854 00:34:45,119 --> 00:34:46,553 I'm sorry, Dougie. 855 00:34:46,586 --> 00:34:48,688 Well, I can't concentrate like this. 856 00:34:48,722 --> 00:34:50,557 I'm going to call my girlfriend. 857 00:34:50,590 --> 00:34:53,027 no! - It's okay, it's okay. - 858 00:34:53,060 --> 00:34:54,494 the curse! 859 00:34:55,229 --> 00:34:56,563 Bitcoin has fallen in value. 860 00:34:59,066 --> 00:35:04,372 Will you look at us? We walk into the gated community as guests. 861 00:35:04,405 --> 00:35:05,672 Not as gardeners. 862 00:35:05,705 --> 00:35:08,775 Well, I just hope nothing gets stolen from here This weekend 863 00:35:08,808 --> 00:35:11,078 Because these people like to blame immigrants. 864 00:35:12,313 --> 00:35:13,513 Look at this. Look at this. 865 00:35:13,546 --> 00:35:15,648 What do you do? Taking gym equipment home? - 866 00:35:15,682 --> 00:35:16,917 Good morning! - Welcome. - 867 00:35:16,951 --> 00:35:18,452 Beautiful day, isn't it? - Yes. - 868 00:35:18,486 --> 00:35:20,221 Beautiful. - Yes, yes. - 869 00:35:20,254 --> 00:35:22,456 You gotta be kidding me. What the hell is her problem? 870 00:35:22,490 --> 00:35:24,058 "beautiful day." Give me a break. 871 00:35:24,091 --> 00:35:25,326 She's happy, Dad. 872 00:35:25,359 --> 00:35:28,362 She probably has a father He let her sleep past 5:45. 873 00:35:28,396 --> 00:35:29,562 I mean, I can't stop thinking 874 00:35:29,596 --> 00:35:30,897 About the amount of work you lost. 875 00:35:30,931 --> 00:35:32,400 I could have done four dyes and a perm by now. 876 00:35:32,433 --> 00:35:34,567 And pay two electricity bills Two bills 877 00:35:34,601 --> 00:35:36,270 Good morning. - Welcome. - 878 00:35:37,405 --> 00:35:39,006 "Good morning." For your sake. 879 00:35:39,040 --> 00:35:41,409 What are you talking about? She's in a bathrobe. I can't believe this. 880 00:35:41,442 --> 00:35:43,210 I mean, don't these people have jobs? 881 00:35:43,244 --> 00:35:44,611 It's a weekend. 882 00:35:44,644 --> 00:35:46,846 In addition, they have their money in the stock market. 883 00:35:46,880 --> 00:35:50,184 And not a mayonnaise jar buried in their backyard. 884 00:35:50,217 --> 00:35:52,286 Just relax. For your sake, father. 885 00:35:52,319 --> 00:35:55,089 It's a beautiful day! 886 00:36:02,430 --> 00:36:04,365 back and forth, Back and forth. 887 00:36:04,398 --> 00:36:07,101 How to play this game? 888 00:36:07,134 --> 00:36:08,135 Fashion? 889 00:36:08,169 --> 00:36:10,071 Wives are hanging out with their skirts down. 890 00:36:10,104 --> 00:36:11,704 For everyone to see? 891 00:36:11,738 --> 00:36:13,107 And when they hit the ball, This looks like it 892 00:36:13,140 --> 00:36:14,674 They have an orgasm They hit the ball. 893 00:36:15,875 --> 00:36:17,945 Please, the only reason I agreed to play was... 894 00:36:17,978 --> 00:36:19,846 So you can spend some time with Bill. 895 00:36:19,879 --> 00:36:21,581 So just relax and do what we came to do. 896 00:36:21,614 --> 00:36:22,782 Yes, I'm relieved. 897 00:36:22,816 --> 00:36:24,584 Look, I wore sandals. 898 00:36:25,052 --> 00:36:26,253 I'm relieved. 899 00:36:26,287 --> 00:36:28,655 You look like the guy who killed John Wick's dog. 900 00:36:28,688 --> 00:36:30,357 Who is this? I don't even know who this is. 901 00:36:32,692 --> 00:36:34,794 Ellie told me you were a good player. 902 00:36:34,828 --> 00:36:36,530 Yes, I took lessons. 903 00:36:36,564 --> 00:36:38,199 Okay, get ready. 904 00:36:38,232 --> 00:36:40,434 I love my family everywhere 905 00:36:40,468 --> 00:36:42,702 Except for the tennis court. 906 00:36:42,735 --> 00:36:43,938 Chest blow! 907 00:36:43,971 --> 00:36:46,373 Oh my God, this is uncomfortable. 908 00:36:46,407 --> 00:36:48,275 Let's do this. Mom, are you ready? 909 00:36:56,584 --> 00:36:58,219 It's tennis time, baby! 910 00:36:59,587 --> 00:37:01,489 So, Bill... - Yes? - 911 00:37:01,522 --> 00:37:03,591 So how long have you been in the hotel industry? 912 00:37:03,623 --> 00:37:05,593 Well, 50 years. 913 00:37:05,625 --> 00:37:08,028 Long time. My whole life. Yes. 914 00:37:08,996 --> 00:37:10,331 But then... 915 00:37:10,364 --> 00:37:12,799 I think it's a very exciting thing to do. 916 00:37:12,832 --> 00:37:14,602 I love him. I love him. Hotels... 917 00:37:14,634 --> 00:37:16,703 Hotels are in my blood. 918 00:37:16,736 --> 00:37:18,339 Just like you have hair in your blood. 919 00:37:18,372 --> 00:37:19,706 correct? I mean... 920 00:37:19,739 --> 00:37:22,709 Oh the sound of the sea I hope you brought oven mitts. 921 00:37:22,742 --> 00:37:24,345 Because the heat is coming. 922 00:37:26,447 --> 00:37:29,049 Oh, my God! - Sorry. - 923 00:37:29,083 --> 00:37:30,717 What the hell is this, Sebastian? 924 00:37:30,750 --> 00:37:32,652 Ellie told me you were good at playing 925 00:37:32,685 --> 00:37:33,431 Sorry. 926 00:37:33,695 --> 00:37:36,023 I didn't get everything easily They were expelled from Harvard University. 927 00:37:36,056 --> 00:37:37,857 Because I played the saxophone. I know, it's a long story. 928 00:37:37,891 --> 00:37:39,593 But my father, He became angry. he said, 929 00:37:39,627 --> 00:37:41,395 "That's it." “You take care of yourself 930 00:37:41,428 --> 00:37:44,031 He gave me one hotel. one. 931 00:37:44,064 --> 00:37:45,099 amazing. - Yes. - 932 00:37:45,132 --> 00:37:46,833 This is impressive. - Well... - 933 00:37:48,768 --> 00:37:50,371 My father gave me a mule. 934 00:37:51,172 --> 00:37:52,439 The next day he died. 935 00:37:56,277 --> 00:37:59,046 “Put the pasta in the pot and cook it.” 936 00:38:01,681 --> 00:38:03,050 What is this, Doug? 937 00:38:03,083 --> 00:38:05,019 It is a coloring book for adults. 938 00:38:08,289 --> 00:38:09,856 Hey man, do you want to take a break? 939 00:38:09,889 --> 00:38:12,526 For more water or more tennis lessons? 940 00:38:15,262 --> 00:38:17,431 what is going on? 941 00:38:17,464 --> 00:38:18,698 What? - You like tennis? 942 00:38:18,731 --> 00:38:20,034 And it's like you're not even trying. 943 00:38:20,067 --> 00:38:21,602 Come on, it's just a game. 944 00:38:21,635 --> 00:38:22,970 Well... 945 00:38:23,003 --> 00:38:25,497 Well, at least take off that stupid tracksuit. 946 00:38:25,629 --> 00:38:26,979 You must be sweating - Leave it, leave it - 947 00:38:27,141 --> 00:38:28,708 No, I'm cold. I'm cold 948 00:38:28,741 --> 00:38:30,411 You are not cold. 949 00:38:32,346 --> 00:38:36,016 Wait a minute, are you embarrassed to play? Because your father is watching? 950 00:38:36,050 --> 00:38:37,451 Listen, he's not the biggest fan 951 00:38:37,484 --> 00:38:38,718 For sports like this. 952 00:38:38,751 --> 00:38:40,421 And I don't really feel like going there 953 00:38:40,454 --> 00:38:43,657 Explain to him that I'm paying a man to teach me how to play. 954 00:38:43,691 --> 00:38:45,693 Well, you should know that my mother 955 00:38:45,725 --> 00:38:48,728 Big fan of losing too 956 00:38:50,698 --> 00:38:53,234 Yes. 957 00:38:53,267 --> 00:38:55,636 Listen, at least I stopped chest-thumping. 958 00:38:55,669 --> 00:38:58,239 The only chest I want to feel In this family it is your chest. 959 00:38:59,206 --> 00:39:00,507 Not if you lose. 960 00:39:01,642 --> 00:39:03,510 Sebastian, did Eli ever tell you? 961 00:39:03,544 --> 00:39:04,744 About the guy I dated 962 00:39:04,777 --> 00:39:07,548 During her semester abroad in Scotland? 963 00:39:07,581 --> 00:39:09,782 Is that Andy Freakin' Murray? 964 00:39:09,816 --> 00:39:12,653 I never lost a match with him on my team. 965 00:39:12,686 --> 00:39:14,021 I wonder what he's doing. 966 00:39:14,054 --> 00:39:15,656 You know what? I will play with my weak hand. 967 00:39:15,689 --> 00:39:18,125 This way you guys will have a chance. 968 00:39:19,792 --> 00:39:21,095 Is this cool, mom? 969 00:39:21,128 --> 00:39:23,297 "Until then it was my nightmare" 970 00:39:23,330 --> 00:39:26,367 "It allows my parents to watch me enjoy this life." 971 00:39:33,440 --> 00:39:35,042 "So, like the band Cake Searer." 972 00:39:35,075 --> 00:39:38,746 “I learned from a Swedish professional named Johannes.” 973 00:39:38,778 --> 00:39:42,082 "This will be the point of return." 974 00:40:21,588 --> 00:40:22,990 No. 975 00:40:23,390 --> 00:40:24,658 Do you see this? 976 00:40:24,692 --> 00:40:27,328 Dedicated! - I'm calm! - 977 00:40:31,165 --> 00:40:33,233 Can you learn this game quickly? 978 00:40:34,535 --> 00:40:35,835 Not at this level. 979 00:40:41,342 --> 00:40:42,176 Oh my God Oh my God 980 00:40:42,209 --> 00:40:44,844 Sebastian, ahead of the game. 981 00:40:44,877 --> 00:40:46,380 You must be so proud. 982 00:41:03,764 --> 00:41:05,766 (Lucky)! Are you well? 983 00:41:05,799 --> 00:41:07,034 No, I'm not fine. 984 00:41:07,067 --> 00:41:08,969 So sorry, Luck. 985 00:41:09,002 --> 00:41:11,105 It's okay, Sebastian. 986 00:41:11,138 --> 00:41:12,673 I'm sure that was an accident. 987 00:41:12,706 --> 00:41:13,774 Oh, my God. 988 00:41:13,807 --> 00:41:15,209 quickly! (Bill)! 989 00:41:15,242 --> 00:41:18,579 Bring a small cup of ice water to his testicles. 990 00:41:18,612 --> 00:41:19,747 I'm here. - What? - 991 00:41:19,780 --> 00:41:21,081 I'm ahead of you, my dear. 992 00:41:21,115 --> 00:41:22,349 No, no, no, no. - This is iced tea. - 993 00:41:22,383 --> 00:41:23,584 It won't hurt him. 994 00:41:23,617 --> 00:41:24,852 Rest and relax, we'll be fine 995 00:41:24,884 --> 00:41:26,520 Oh my God. - Stop what you are doing! - 996 00:41:26,553 --> 00:41:29,223 No, no, no. - Do you want me to squeeze them, baby? - 997 00:41:29,256 --> 00:41:30,357 Just to feel...? 998 00:41:30,391 --> 00:41:32,092 Don't touch me. - Good. - 999 00:41:32,126 --> 00:41:33,360 When did you learn to play tennis like this? 1000 00:41:33,394 --> 00:41:35,996 I took some lessons (for Ellie), okay? 1001 00:41:36,029 --> 00:41:37,064 Not a big problem. 1002 00:41:37,097 --> 00:41:38,399 So how much did this cost you? 1003 00:41:38,432 --> 00:41:40,300 "For all the migrant children watching" 1004 00:41:40,334 --> 00:41:42,469 “You know when you get asked that question.” 1005 00:41:42,503 --> 00:41:44,538 "You'll always give them the parent price." 1006 00:41:44,571 --> 00:41:45,606 $40. 1007 00:41:45,639 --> 00:41:49,176 40? You're telling me you paid The price of long hair loss 1008 00:41:49,209 --> 00:41:51,512 For someone to teach you a game? 1009 00:41:51,545 --> 00:41:52,846 I mean, What will I say? 1010 00:41:52,880 --> 00:41:55,182 Now, just imagine How would he react if I told him? 1011 00:41:55,215 --> 00:41:57,217 "The actual price is 80." 1012 00:41:57,251 --> 00:41:59,987 Next thing I know You're going to feed me bird biscuits. 1013 00:42:01,321 --> 00:42:03,323 Son, feed me bird biscuits. 1014 00:42:04,024 --> 00:42:05,826 It's a hobby, Dad. 1015 00:42:05,859 --> 00:42:07,728 A lot of people do it, okay? 1016 00:42:07,761 --> 00:42:09,062 Stop acting like I'm joining a cult. 1017 00:42:09,096 --> 00:42:10,130 Well, it's a cult. 1018 00:42:10,164 --> 00:42:11,565 Only instead of the Kool-Aid. 1019 00:42:11,598 --> 00:42:12,699 They serve champagne. 1020 00:42:16,737 --> 00:42:17,771 Hello everyone 1021 00:42:17,805 --> 00:42:18,839 In SS Collins. 1022 00:42:18,872 --> 00:42:21,675 Fun fact, I won this boat 1023 00:42:21,708 --> 00:42:24,244 When I played backgammon with Sir Richard Branson. 1024 00:42:24,278 --> 00:42:26,780 So for us, Every journey is a virgin journey. 1025 00:42:28,482 --> 00:42:29,616 Good joke sir. - Thanks. - 1026 00:42:29,650 --> 00:42:31,151 Now, Bill and I were talking 1027 00:42:31,185 --> 00:42:33,787 And we would have waited 1028 00:42:33,821 --> 00:42:35,322 Until the end of the week to do so 1029 00:42:35,355 --> 00:42:37,691 But, We are now very excited. 1030 00:42:37,724 --> 00:42:39,827 Okay, Sebastian. 1031 00:42:39,860 --> 00:42:42,262 As a long time hotel owner 1032 00:42:42,296 --> 00:42:44,765 And the father of the most wonderful girl 1033 00:42:44,798 --> 00:42:46,266 In the world... - I love you. - 1034 00:42:46,300 --> 00:42:48,335 I have to say, it just killed me... 1035 00:42:48,368 --> 00:42:50,604 He killed me - It kills us. - 1036 00:42:50,637 --> 00:42:51,805 We will die 1037 00:42:51,839 --> 00:42:54,141 Thinking that you are working 1038 00:42:54,174 --> 00:42:55,910 To our biggest competitor. 1039 00:42:55,944 --> 00:42:57,611 So... - Continue. - 1040 00:42:57,644 --> 00:42:58,712 Can I? - Yes. - 1041 00:42:58,745 --> 00:43:00,180 now? - Do please. - 1042 00:43:00,214 --> 00:43:01,982 Okay.- Dad, what's going on? - 1043 00:43:02,015 --> 00:43:05,352 On behalf of Collins Hotel Group 1044 00:43:05,385 --> 00:43:07,221 I would like you to join our side 1045 00:43:07,254 --> 00:43:09,289 And become the new face 1046 00:43:09,323 --> 00:43:12,226 For a luxurious five-star experience. 1047 00:43:12,259 --> 00:43:14,161 Which is... Drum roll 1048 00:43:16,830 --> 00:43:18,098 Barrymore Hotel. 1049 00:43:18,131 --> 00:43:19,166 Yes. 1050 00:43:19,199 --> 00:43:20,300 No kidding. 1051 00:43:20,334 --> 00:43:22,202 What? Are you serious? 1052 00:43:22,236 --> 00:43:23,537 No kidding I'm very serious 1053 00:43:23,570 --> 00:43:25,272 This is your signature. 1054 00:43:25,305 --> 00:43:27,074 The most luxurious hotel in the capital. 1055 00:43:27,107 --> 00:43:30,444 Yes, it better be that way. We spent $240 million to restore it. 1056 00:43:30,477 --> 00:43:33,247 Dad, I thought you saved this job for me. 1057 00:43:33,280 --> 00:43:34,983 We drug test regularly. 1058 00:43:35,015 --> 00:43:37,050 Okay then. 1059 00:43:37,084 --> 00:43:39,119 mom dad, This is very generous. 1060 00:43:39,152 --> 00:43:40,454 We won't do this 1061 00:43:40,487 --> 00:43:43,190 If we didn't think it was perfect for the job. 1062 00:43:43,223 --> 00:43:45,192 Come on, let's go get more champagne. 1063 00:43:45,225 --> 00:43:46,260 Let's take a look. - I mean... - 1064 00:43:46,293 --> 00:43:47,494 Let's take a look at... - What? - 1065 00:43:47,528 --> 00:43:48,862 I can't believe this. 1066 00:43:48,896 --> 00:43:49,998 You will be the new manager... 1067 00:43:50,030 --> 00:43:51,498 This hotel was built in 1896. 1068 00:43:51,532 --> 00:43:53,367 It has been completely restored. 1069 00:43:53,400 --> 00:43:56,036 From bells and door handles. 1070 00:43:57,571 --> 00:43:59,540 Take a look. 1071 00:43:59,573 --> 00:44:02,142 Hey Doug What are you doing? 1072 00:44:02,175 --> 00:44:04,478 Just get the blood flowing. 1073 00:44:05,512 --> 00:44:07,114 Your face flushes a little. 1074 00:44:07,681 --> 00:44:09,583 Yes, I feel dizzy. 1075 00:44:10,450 --> 00:44:12,052 Yes, me too. 1076 00:44:12,085 --> 00:44:14,154 This is Jackie Onassis's conference room. 1077 00:44:14,187 --> 00:44:16,423 It was never there But we wish it were. 1078 00:44:18,026 --> 00:44:20,360 Looks like this painting in the hallway here... 1079 00:44:20,394 --> 00:44:23,897 Yes, there is art of course. 1080 00:44:23,932 --> 00:44:25,299 This painting is in the board room.. 1081 00:44:25,332 --> 00:44:27,501 Yes, there is a panel. - I recognize this sunset. - 1082 00:44:27,534 --> 00:44:29,870 Hey, did you buy Ellie's paintings? 1083 00:44:29,904 --> 00:44:32,205 Does she know? - We bought a few - 1084 00:44:32,239 --> 00:44:34,074 Through this designer we know 1085 00:44:34,107 --> 00:44:35,509 No big deal. 1086 00:44:35,542 --> 00:44:38,913 We support our children's dream. 1087 00:44:38,947 --> 00:44:41,114 Let's close this. 1088 00:44:41,148 --> 00:44:42,349 A little champagne. 1089 00:44:42,382 --> 00:44:44,151 Okay, I'll take some. I'll take some. 1090 00:44:44,184 --> 00:44:45,686 Excuse me, father. 1091 00:44:47,754 --> 00:44:49,523 So, what do you think? 1092 00:44:49,556 --> 00:44:51,525 Okay, Bill. This is a very generous offer 1093 00:44:51,558 --> 00:44:54,494 But clearly Sebastian should think about that. 1094 00:44:54,528 --> 00:44:55,395 correct? 1095 00:44:55,429 --> 00:44:57,097 Yes, of course, dad. 1096 00:44:57,130 --> 00:45:00,901 Of course, this will be a big step for everyone 1097 00:45:00,935 --> 00:45:03,637 So please, Take your time. 1098 00:45:03,670 --> 00:45:04,771 Express what's inside you. - correct. - 1099 00:45:04,805 --> 00:45:06,740 Then tell us on what day to send the transport trucks. 1100 00:45:08,308 --> 00:45:10,243 my dad. 1101 00:45:10,277 --> 00:45:13,180 This is so cool! This is so cool! 1102 00:45:13,213 --> 00:45:14,848 As a potential member 1103 00:45:14,881 --> 00:45:17,818 From our family company 1104 00:45:17,851 --> 00:45:20,054 How about we celebrate jets Isn't it? 1105 00:45:20,088 --> 00:45:21,888 This looks great, man. Keep me in mind. 1106 00:45:21,923 --> 00:45:23,457 What are jets? 1107 00:45:27,294 --> 00:45:29,363 This is great, Lucky! 1108 00:45:29,396 --> 00:45:30,999 Good! Look at yourself. 1109 00:45:31,032 --> 00:45:33,166 My dear, you are doing great! 1110 00:45:33,200 --> 00:45:35,535 I feel like I'm flying! 1111 00:45:35,569 --> 00:45:37,571 Use your heart! - I'm actually smiling. - 1112 00:45:37,604 --> 00:45:39,974 This smile is real. 1113 00:45:41,174 --> 00:45:44,244 Salvo, do you want to borrow some swim trunks? 1114 00:45:44,277 --> 00:45:46,080 We have a hot tub upstairs. 1115 00:45:46,114 --> 00:45:47,781 I'm fine. I'm trying to watch it. 1116 00:45:47,814 --> 00:45:49,383 Make sure he's okay. 1117 00:45:50,550 --> 00:45:52,152 Listen... 1118 00:45:52,185 --> 00:45:53,988 I just wanted to thank you 1119 00:45:54,022 --> 00:45:57,125 To take care of Ellie in Chicago. 1120 00:45:57,157 --> 00:45:59,826 We are lucky to have met your son. 1121 00:45:59,860 --> 00:46:01,428 Well, he's a good kid. Thanks. 1122 00:46:01,461 --> 00:46:02,796 I am the king of the world! 1123 00:46:02,829 --> 00:46:04,631 He always makes himself silly. 1124 00:46:07,434 --> 00:46:09,202 I know you guys are close 1125 00:46:09,236 --> 00:46:12,539 So if they end up in DC 1126 00:46:12,572 --> 00:46:15,575 I promise, we'll take good care of him. 1127 00:46:15,609 --> 00:46:17,177 Honestly, I wouldn't get your hopes up. 1128 00:46:17,210 --> 00:46:20,081 I can't imagine that Sebastian... He'll leave Chicago or me. 1129 00:46:20,114 --> 00:46:21,648 Because I'm the only family he has. 1130 00:46:22,883 --> 00:46:25,485 I was saying the same thing about Ellie. 1131 00:46:28,722 --> 00:46:31,358 Dad, look at that! I can dive! 1132 00:46:34,327 --> 00:46:37,131 Look at that, he's so athletic. It's very good. 1133 00:46:37,165 --> 00:46:38,532 my dad! 1134 00:46:38,565 --> 00:46:39,866 Yes, he inherited that from me. 1135 00:46:43,938 --> 00:46:45,238 Look at this! 1136 00:46:47,008 --> 00:46:48,508 Oh, my God! - the curse! - 1137 00:46:49,609 --> 00:46:51,211 Sebastian, your suit! - It's from Versace. - 1138 00:46:51,244 --> 00:46:52,345 Do you like it? 1139 00:46:52,379 --> 00:46:54,448 No, you idiot! This is not the case! 1140 00:46:54,481 --> 00:46:56,918 Look down! - Oh, my God! - 1141 00:46:56,951 --> 00:46:59,153 Hey Daddy Gump, good shrimp! [Papa Gump: From the movie (Forrest Gump)] 1142 00:46:59,187 --> 00:47:01,254 I can't control it 1143 00:47:02,856 --> 00:47:03,890 Are you okay man? 1144 00:47:05,492 --> 00:47:06,961 What's wrong with you? 1145 00:47:06,994 --> 00:47:08,328 Pull up your pants! 1146 00:47:08,361 --> 00:47:10,064 I can't reach it. 1147 00:47:10,098 --> 00:47:12,866 What the hell should I do? 1148 00:47:12,899 --> 00:47:14,835 Son, your sail is at half mast. 1149 00:47:14,868 --> 00:47:17,671 No, no, it looks like it's a full mast. 1150 00:47:17,704 --> 00:47:18,805 no! 1151 00:47:22,110 --> 00:47:23,343 (Sebastian)! 1152 00:47:23,376 --> 00:47:25,046 No no. Don't do it... 1153 00:47:25,079 --> 00:47:26,180 Stay down! - No, no, no. - 1154 00:47:26,214 --> 00:47:27,982 Stay down, stay down - No, no, - 1155 00:47:28,015 --> 00:47:29,150 Oh my God. 1156 00:47:29,183 --> 00:47:30,717 Well, that's not appropriate. 1157 00:47:30,751 --> 00:47:33,253 I'm going to get sick. - No, it's... - 1158 00:47:33,286 --> 00:47:35,589 Honey, mom can't ignore that. 1159 00:47:37,357 --> 00:47:39,659 Oh, the voice of freedom Say hello to TikTok. 1160 00:47:46,000 --> 00:47:47,168 Dad, what the hell are you doing? 1161 00:47:47,201 --> 00:47:48,468 I pack my luggage. 1162 00:47:48,502 --> 00:47:50,504 I'll be back in Chicago tomorrow morning. 1163 00:47:50,537 --> 00:47:52,272 What, are you crazy? We won't leave. 1164 00:47:52,305 --> 00:47:53,941 You haven't given me the ring yet. 1165 00:47:53,975 --> 00:47:56,043 Trust me. What I saw today 1166 00:47:56,077 --> 00:47:57,878 You can't ignore it. 1167 00:47:57,912 --> 00:47:59,379 Stop being so dramatic. 1168 00:47:59,412 --> 00:48:00,948 That was far away. 1169 00:48:00,982 --> 00:48:02,116 Nobody saw much. 1170 00:48:02,150 --> 00:48:03,450 Yes, that's for sure. 1171 00:48:03,483 --> 00:48:05,318 Look, I know I haven't seen you naked 1172 00:48:05,352 --> 00:48:06,988 Since the delivery room, But is this possible? 1173 00:48:07,021 --> 00:48:09,422 Your penis hasn't grown since then? 1174 00:48:09,456 --> 00:48:11,192 Do you put the bag away? 1175 00:48:11,225 --> 00:48:12,659 No, I'll take you home 1176 00:48:12,692 --> 00:48:14,262 Set up a date with some Italian girls 1177 00:48:14,294 --> 00:48:15,562 Help you start over. 1178 00:48:15,595 --> 00:48:17,631 I even got a cute new hairstyle for you. 1179 00:48:17,664 --> 00:48:19,599 Dad, I'm in love with Eli. This will not change 1180 00:48:19,633 --> 00:48:21,936 If I accidentally expose my penis to the whole world. 1181 00:48:21,969 --> 00:48:23,971 Is this what you have planned for tomorrow? 1182 00:48:24,005 --> 00:48:25,605 Son, you need to stop pretending 1183 00:48:25,639 --> 00:48:28,042 You fit in with these people Because you don't. 1184 00:48:28,075 --> 00:48:29,509 I'm not pretending. 1185 00:48:29,543 --> 00:48:31,344 Are you serious? I mean, every time you're with this family 1186 00:48:31,378 --> 00:48:32,479 You're making a fool of yourself. 1187 00:48:32,512 --> 00:48:34,081 Because you raised me 1188 00:48:34,115 --> 00:48:36,217 I'm afraid to try anything new. 1189 00:48:36,250 --> 00:48:37,952 Dad, listen 1190 00:48:37,985 --> 00:48:40,754 Honestly... I was nervous to bring you here. 1191 00:48:40,787 --> 00:48:42,389 Because I knew you'd be sitting here 1192 00:48:42,422 --> 00:48:44,292 And you are the wisest in your black shirt 1193 00:48:44,324 --> 00:48:45,392 And your wallet with a zipper 1194 00:48:45,425 --> 00:48:46,726 Your mean, relaxed face. 1195 00:48:46,760 --> 00:48:48,595 Hey, I don't have a resting mean face. 1196 00:48:48,628 --> 00:48:50,597 We look like Italian gargoyles. 1197 00:48:50,630 --> 00:48:52,033 Looks like you're going to get killed 1198 00:48:52,066 --> 00:48:54,135 The entire neighborhood. 1199 00:48:54,168 --> 00:48:55,702 Do you know what your problem is? 1200 00:48:55,735 --> 00:48:58,405 You are so negative, You can't allow yourself to enjoy anything 1201 00:48:58,438 --> 00:49:00,041 So you think I can't have fun too. 1202 00:49:01,075 --> 00:49:04,078 Dad, Eli is my future. 1203 00:49:04,111 --> 00:49:07,647 I will remain open to everything. 1204 00:49:07,681 --> 00:49:10,084 What do you mean by everything? 1205 00:49:10,117 --> 00:49:12,253 Even a job offer? - maybe. - 1206 00:49:12,286 --> 00:49:13,520 It's a very good show. 1207 00:49:15,856 --> 00:49:16,924 incredible. 1208 00:49:17,457 --> 00:49:18,692 incredible. 1209 00:49:20,360 --> 00:49:21,661 incredible. 1210 00:49:25,665 --> 00:49:27,868 First, your mother took it from me. 1211 00:49:27,901 --> 00:49:29,502 And now you want to leave. 1212 00:49:29,536 --> 00:49:31,872 I will not leave you, father. 1213 00:49:31,906 --> 00:49:34,674 Ellie is the best thing that has ever happened to me. 1214 00:49:34,708 --> 00:49:36,676 And when I get married Not if 1215 00:49:36,710 --> 00:49:40,547 Her family will be a big part of the package. 1216 00:49:40,580 --> 00:49:43,217 I want you to be a part of my life. 1217 00:49:43,251 --> 00:49:45,685 But if this were to happen, You must give me some effort. 1218 00:49:45,719 --> 00:49:49,323 I want to see Salvo at the salon 1219 00:49:49,357 --> 00:49:51,458 Which everyone loves. 1220 00:49:51,491 --> 00:49:54,561 And if I don't have that I will have no choice but to leave you. 1221 00:49:59,399 --> 00:50:02,502 I don't know. How can you say that? How can you say that? 1222 00:50:02,535 --> 00:50:05,973 How can you say that to your father? 1223 00:50:07,574 --> 00:50:10,044 You have no respect for your family. 1224 00:50:10,077 --> 00:50:12,980 I have enough respect to know That we can go to bed angry 1225 00:50:14,348 --> 00:50:16,984 But not stinking. Let's go. 1226 00:50:18,718 --> 00:50:20,787 Come on, let's have a night spray. 1227 00:50:27,794 --> 00:50:30,932 I miss you and wish you were here for so many reasons. 1228 00:50:30,965 --> 00:50:32,832 Many reasons, just... 1229 00:50:32,866 --> 00:50:35,602 For once, just tell me, am I an idiot? 1230 00:50:35,635 --> 00:50:38,872 Are we really doing the right thing for our son? 1231 00:50:38,906 --> 00:50:41,909 Just give me a sign of some sort, Something. 1232 00:50:42,243 --> 00:50:43,510 Excuse me? 1233 00:50:43,543 --> 00:50:45,179 Just let me know what you think. 1234 00:50:46,047 --> 00:50:47,647 I... I... 1235 00:50:47,681 --> 00:50:49,449 Give me a sign, baby. 1236 00:51:08,336 --> 00:51:09,836 I love you. 1237 00:51:09,869 --> 00:51:11,604 Hello, Doug. 1238 00:51:12,639 --> 00:51:14,507 Welcome. - What do you do? - 1239 00:51:14,541 --> 00:51:17,011 I was just singing to a peacock. 1240 00:51:21,614 --> 00:51:26,387 Will you be open enough? To do a healing session with me? 1241 00:51:26,420 --> 00:51:27,455 Healing session? 1242 00:51:27,487 --> 00:51:29,589 It will be very useful for you. 1243 00:51:31,359 --> 00:51:32,460 Well, this is a great offer 1244 00:51:32,492 --> 00:51:34,962 But I don't even know what you're talking about. 1245 00:51:34,996 --> 00:51:38,598 Well, just start by closing your eyes 1246 00:51:39,266 --> 00:51:42,535 Then focus on your breathing. 1247 00:51:42,569 --> 00:51:43,870 Insert it into your nose. 1248 00:51:44,472 --> 00:51:45,772 Remove it from your nose. 1249 00:51:46,474 --> 00:51:48,875 And if you can 1250 00:51:48,909 --> 00:51:52,712 And try to communicate with little Salvo 1251 00:51:52,746 --> 00:51:55,182 Who was afraid when I was little. 1252 00:51:56,384 --> 00:51:58,386 I don't even know where he is anymore. 1253 00:51:58,419 --> 00:52:00,087 That was a long time ago. 1254 00:52:00,121 --> 00:52:02,756 You know, I'm somewhere else... I'm in another life. 1255 00:52:04,591 --> 00:52:07,395 Let me help you find it, okay? 1256 00:52:07,428 --> 00:52:09,030 Just stay with your breath. 1257 00:52:16,603 --> 00:52:19,073 Get well, little Salvo. - Well, I feel better. - 1258 00:52:20,540 --> 00:52:21,775 truly? - Yes. - 1259 00:52:21,808 --> 00:52:23,277 Thanks. - Good. - 1260 00:52:23,310 --> 00:52:25,112 I will go to sleep. - Good. - 1261 00:52:25,146 --> 00:52:25,980 Thank you. - Good night - 1262 00:52:26,013 --> 00:52:27,714 Good night. Goodnight, Doug. 1263 00:52:27,747 --> 00:52:29,316 I'm glad I could help. - Thank you. - 1264 00:52:29,350 --> 00:52:31,551 Thank you. Your help was great. 1265 00:52:33,254 --> 00:52:35,855 “Yesterday was a day of unfortunate beginnings.” 1266 00:52:36,524 --> 00:52:37,857 "I shouted at my father" 1267 00:52:37,891 --> 00:52:41,195 “And I showed my member to my future in-laws.” 1268 00:52:41,228 --> 00:52:42,263 "But who knows?" 1269 00:52:42,296 --> 00:52:44,231 "Maybe everyone forgot." 1270 00:52:44,265 --> 00:52:46,866 Well, here's the big swimmer. 1271 00:52:46,900 --> 00:52:48,502 Hey, did you see the full moon last night? 1272 00:52:48,536 --> 00:52:50,337 Well... - I'm talking about your ass. - 1273 00:52:50,371 --> 00:52:51,939 Good. Ignore him. 1274 00:52:51,972 --> 00:52:53,740 My butt cheeks are the full moon. - Yes, I understand. - 1275 00:52:53,773 --> 00:52:56,377 How are you, my little one? 1276 00:52:56,410 --> 00:52:58,345 I'm fine. - good. - 1277 00:52:58,379 --> 00:52:59,914 Have you seen my father? - Yes. - 1278 00:52:59,947 --> 00:53:02,882 He's out for a walk With Eli, Doug and Tiger. 1279 00:53:02,917 --> 00:53:04,418 Take a walk? - Yes, he was... - 1280 00:53:04,452 --> 00:53:05,685 It was... Okay 1281 00:53:05,718 --> 00:53:06,886 Speaking of Satan. - So I tell him... - 1282 00:53:06,921 --> 00:53:08,923 I say, "Why should I buy you a skateboard?" 1283 00:53:08,956 --> 00:53:10,191 “When can I build one for you?” 1284 00:53:10,224 --> 00:53:13,127 Oh, my God. 1285 00:53:13,160 --> 00:53:14,528 Sleepy, I was just telling them 1286 00:53:14,562 --> 00:53:16,763 About that time I gave you Christmas skateboard, remember that one? 1287 00:53:16,796 --> 00:53:18,132 I remember that. Yes. 1288 00:53:18,165 --> 00:53:19,732 What time did you wake up anyway? 1289 00:53:19,766 --> 00:53:21,368 I woke up early. I didn't want to wake you up 1290 00:53:21,402 --> 00:53:22,436 So I snuck out 1291 00:53:22,470 --> 00:53:24,472 I wash my clothes, I watched TV 1292 00:53:24,505 --> 00:53:26,240 Fix one of the columns of their listing. 1293 00:53:26,273 --> 00:53:27,575 We reorganized the spice rack. 1294 00:53:27,607 --> 00:53:28,641 Then when the sun came up 1295 00:53:28,675 --> 00:53:30,211 I started making breakfast. 1296 00:53:30,244 --> 00:53:32,313 Then I went for a walk to get to know the family. 1297 00:53:32,346 --> 00:53:33,581 These Collins are good people. 1298 00:53:33,613 --> 00:53:36,117 Even a communist. 1299 00:53:36,150 --> 00:53:37,118 I am a socialist. 1300 00:53:37,151 --> 00:53:38,718 Well, where was he, Che Guevara? 1301 00:53:38,751 --> 00:53:41,021 This is funny. 1302 00:53:42,590 --> 00:53:44,858 Come here. 1303 00:53:44,891 --> 00:53:46,759 What the hell is going on? - What do you mean what's going on here? - 1304 00:53:46,793 --> 00:53:48,095 I'm doing what you asked me to do. 1305 00:53:48,129 --> 00:53:49,863 Make an effort, as you asked. 1306 00:53:49,896 --> 00:53:52,399 Well, I appreciate that. But for God's sake, pants. 1307 00:53:52,433 --> 00:53:53,501 Yes, so what? 1308 00:53:53,534 --> 00:53:54,734 I've never seen your legs before. 1309 00:53:54,767 --> 00:53:56,003 Yes, you didn't see it. 1310 00:53:56,036 --> 00:53:57,238 correct. They're not so bad. 1311 00:53:57,271 --> 00:53:58,872 They look like pretzel sticks in socks. 1312 00:53:58,906 --> 00:54:01,509 Don't blame me, this is what these people gave me 1313 00:54:01,542 --> 00:54:04,578 What can I tell you? I want to join in the fun. 1314 00:54:04,612 --> 00:54:06,514 And I feel great And I can't wait 1315 00:54:06,547 --> 00:54:09,749 To see what the universe suggested after I opened my eyes. 1316 00:54:09,782 --> 00:54:11,851 We did a healing session together. 1317 00:54:11,885 --> 00:54:14,522 Yes, little Salvo is not afraid anymore. 1318 00:54:14,555 --> 00:54:16,557 Little Salvo? - Yes. - 1319 00:54:16,590 --> 00:54:19,759 I hope everyone is ready for a family fun day. 1320 00:54:19,792 --> 00:54:20,961 I I 1321 00:54:20,995 --> 00:54:22,363 What is a family fun day? 1322 00:54:22,396 --> 00:54:23,597 What? Are you of heavy understanding? 1323 00:54:23,631 --> 00:54:25,366 Everything you need to know is in the name. 1324 00:54:26,699 --> 00:54:28,035 Okay 1325 00:54:28,068 --> 00:54:29,236 What the hell is this? 1326 00:54:29,270 --> 00:54:30,571 It's a big 4th of July tradition of mine. 1327 00:54:30,604 --> 00:54:33,140 There are relay races for playing croquet 1328 00:54:33,174 --> 00:54:34,341 And face painting 1329 00:54:34,375 --> 00:54:35,643 And a hot dog eating contest. 1330 00:54:35,675 --> 00:54:37,144 It's just a lot of fun. 1331 00:54:43,050 --> 00:54:45,685 "I know I asked the guy to make an effort." 1332 00:54:45,718 --> 00:54:47,121 “But this was crazy.” 1333 00:54:47,154 --> 00:54:49,689 “I felt like I had created a monster.” 1334 00:54:49,722 --> 00:54:51,791 "Except instead of looking scary." 1335 00:54:51,824 --> 00:54:55,095 “He was smiling and playing games.” 1336 00:54:55,129 --> 00:54:57,565 “And he wears American flag clothes.” 1337 00:54:57,598 --> 00:54:58,731 Good! 1338 00:54:58,765 --> 00:55:00,935 Hey, Maniscalkos. 1339 00:55:00,968 --> 00:55:03,237 What's your angle here? - No angle, I'm happy. - 1340 00:55:03,270 --> 00:55:04,505 I am with my family. 1341 00:55:04,538 --> 00:55:05,573 Say "Fireworks." 1342 00:55:05,606 --> 00:55:07,707 fireworks. - cheese - 1343 00:55:11,612 --> 00:55:13,113 I'm good at playing with sticks. 1344 00:55:15,782 --> 00:55:17,418 Good. Want to take a look? 1345 00:55:18,718 --> 00:55:20,421 good - Right? - 1346 00:55:20,454 --> 00:55:22,289 And the winner this year 1347 00:55:22,323 --> 00:55:26,060 For a Fourth of July hot dog eating contest He... 1348 00:55:26,093 --> 00:55:28,262 (Salvo Manescolo)! 1349 00:55:35,868 --> 00:55:37,338 "My father had a great time" 1350 00:55:37,371 --> 00:55:40,507 And suddenly I was the one “Which was uncomfortable. 1351 00:55:40,541 --> 00:55:42,543 “I wanted him to make an effort.” 1352 00:55:42,576 --> 00:55:44,877 "It doesn't change completely." 1353 00:55:48,582 --> 00:55:49,950 Here it is. 1354 00:55:49,984 --> 00:55:51,385 Best player. 1355 00:55:51,418 --> 00:55:53,153 What do you do? Scan your devices? 1356 00:55:53,187 --> 00:55:55,489 I just found out how these people stay so rich. 1357 00:55:55,522 --> 00:55:56,991 They do everything on the cheap. 1358 00:55:57,024 --> 00:55:58,891 Do you hear that? Plastic. 1359 00:56:01,228 --> 00:56:03,063 Can you just enjoy please? 1360 00:56:03,097 --> 00:56:05,032 I kicked some ass out there today 1361 00:56:05,065 --> 00:56:06,866 And I think those people are starting to like you. 1362 00:56:06,899 --> 00:56:08,801 Yes, yes. Come on, they're just being polite. 1363 00:56:08,835 --> 00:56:09,970 I'm serious. 1364 00:56:10,004 --> 00:56:13,007 Bill even has a distinct smell now. 1365 00:56:13,040 --> 00:56:15,476 truly? What brand? - He will not divulge. - 1366 00:56:15,509 --> 00:56:16,910 Won't he divulge? - Yes. - 1367 00:56:16,944 --> 00:56:18,946 (Salvo). - I want to smell it - 1368 00:56:18,979 --> 00:56:20,681 Oh my God. I was looking for you everywhere. 1369 00:56:20,714 --> 00:56:22,683 My mom just received an invitation 1370 00:56:22,716 --> 00:56:24,685 To be on MSNBC Within two hours. 1371 00:56:24,718 --> 00:56:25,785 That's great. - Yes. - 1372 00:56:25,818 --> 00:56:27,655 Well, it will be so But tyler 1373 00:56:27,688 --> 00:56:29,156 Well, it's in Sedona. 1374 00:56:29,189 --> 00:56:31,791 And I don't have anyone to do my hair. 1375 00:56:31,824 --> 00:56:32,993 So we were thinking 1376 00:56:33,027 --> 00:56:34,561 Maybe you can help her. 1377 00:56:34,595 --> 00:56:35,929 This is like Van Gogh's question. 1378 00:56:35,963 --> 00:56:37,364 To draw a smiley face. 1379 00:56:37,398 --> 00:56:39,667 Okay! - great! - 1380 00:56:43,137 --> 00:56:44,538 I'd be lying to you if I told you 1381 00:56:44,571 --> 00:56:47,675 I haven't laid eyes on your shiny hair all weekend. 1382 00:56:47,708 --> 00:56:50,444 It's good to finally raise my hand here. 1383 00:56:50,477 --> 00:56:52,845 I am very grateful for that. 1384 00:56:55,815 --> 00:56:58,319 Are those cigarettes? 1385 00:56:58,818 --> 00:57:00,054 Yes. 1386 00:57:01,622 --> 00:57:02,923 Can I have one? 1387 00:57:03,357 --> 00:57:04,391 Oh my God 1388 00:57:04,425 --> 00:57:06,493 This day keeps getting better. 1389 00:57:06,527 --> 00:57:08,162 Of course, you can get one. 1390 00:57:08,195 --> 00:57:09,263 Help yourself. 1391 00:57:14,068 --> 00:57:15,769 Only the best. Can I have one? 1392 00:57:15,803 --> 00:57:17,271 Please join me. 1393 00:57:17,738 --> 00:57:18,972 Good. 1394 00:57:22,109 --> 00:57:23,610 good. 1395 00:57:35,122 --> 00:57:39,393 You know, I've never met a woman who smoked cigarettes before. - truly? - 1396 00:57:39,426 --> 00:57:42,062 I got hooked on the Navy. - A moment. - 1397 00:57:42,096 --> 00:57:44,398 Are you military? - Yes. - 1398 00:57:44,431 --> 00:57:46,967 I thought you went to one of those dull places. 1399 00:57:47,000 --> 00:57:49,002 I enlisted after graduation. 1400 00:57:50,304 --> 00:57:52,973 I felt a duty to my country. 1401 00:57:53,006 --> 00:57:55,376 But mostly, I did it to piss off my parents. 1402 00:57:56,710 --> 00:57:57,911 You? 1403 00:57:58,412 --> 00:57:59,580 Army. 1404 00:57:59,613 --> 00:58:00,748 fighting? 1405 00:58:00,781 --> 00:58:02,383 a cook. 1406 00:58:02,983 --> 00:58:04,518 Well, happy Fourth of July to you. 1407 00:58:04,551 --> 00:58:07,121 You too. You too. 1408 00:58:07,154 --> 00:58:11,091 It's nice to have an actual person here to celebrate. 1409 00:58:29,643 --> 00:58:31,078 Welcome. 1410 00:58:31,111 --> 00:58:32,746 How are things going? - I can't hear anything. - 1411 00:58:32,780 --> 00:58:34,681 Either they agree 1412 00:58:34,715 --> 00:58:37,751 Or they quietly stab each other. 1413 00:58:37,785 --> 00:58:39,420 Listen, I have great news. 1414 00:58:39,453 --> 00:58:41,422 What is it? - Well, that designer... - 1415 00:58:41,455 --> 00:58:43,924 Who bought all my work, They've already replaced all the pieces. 1416 00:58:43,957 --> 00:58:45,492 They cannot specify the location for privacy reasons 1417 00:58:45,526 --> 00:58:47,828 But maybe that means they want more. 1418 00:58:47,861 --> 00:58:49,863 That's great! - Isn't it? - 1419 00:58:49,897 --> 00:58:51,999 Hey, why are you getting so loud? 1420 00:58:52,032 --> 00:58:53,267 Why does your face look like this? 1421 00:58:53,300 --> 00:58:54,935 What's going on here? 1422 00:58:54,968 --> 00:58:56,003 Listen, my dear. 1423 00:59:01,708 --> 00:59:04,445 What is this? What... 1424 00:59:05,412 --> 00:59:08,315 This is not at all what I asked you to do. 1425 00:59:08,348 --> 00:59:11,785 Well that's true. You see, I don't really do requests. 1426 00:59:11,819 --> 00:59:13,387 The way I work is I look at your face 1427 00:59:13,420 --> 00:59:16,123 I have a feeling for your condition Who are you? 1428 00:59:16,156 --> 00:59:17,991 Then I let that dictate the style 1429 00:59:18,025 --> 00:59:19,928 That your personality requires. 1430 00:59:19,960 --> 00:59:22,095 I'm about to appear on TV 1431 00:59:22,129 --> 00:59:25,265 And I just... I just wanted to look like myself. 1432 00:59:26,567 --> 00:59:29,169 Bill, do I look terrible? 1433 00:59:29,803 --> 00:59:31,638 No, no, no. - no? - 1434 00:59:31,672 --> 00:59:33,040 It's not terrible. It's... 1435 00:59:33,073 --> 00:59:36,043 (Ellie)? - I just feel... - 1436 00:59:36,076 --> 00:59:38,145 I don't know what this is. - Dad, you can't just give up - 1437 00:59:38,178 --> 00:59:40,147 Bullshit aura and give her what she wants? 1438 00:59:40,180 --> 00:59:42,049 That's like asking Caravaggio to come back 1439 00:59:42,082 --> 00:59:43,884 And re-touching the severed head of Holofernes. 1440 00:59:43,918 --> 00:59:45,052 What...who? - I don't do that. - 1441 00:59:45,085 --> 00:59:46,453 Can we as a family force Doug to... 1442 00:59:46,487 --> 00:59:48,422 To stop wearing this organic product... 1443 00:59:48,455 --> 00:59:50,390 Damn it, mom! 1444 00:59:51,658 --> 00:59:53,227 Why do you have a haircut like a salvo? 1445 00:59:53,260 --> 00:59:55,295 This is it. - Oh, my God. - 1446 00:59:55,329 --> 00:59:56,630 i don't think so. - You look like- 1447 00:59:56,663 --> 00:59:57,998 These strange twins 1448 00:59:58,031 --> 00:59:59,099 Who like to wear the same thing. 1449 00:59:59,132 --> 01:00:00,701 Salvo, how could you do this to me? 1450 01:00:00,734 --> 01:00:04,471 Hey, hey, hey. First, I didn't realize I was doing anything. 1451 01:00:04,505 --> 01:00:07,040 To me, you look strong Beautiful. 1452 01:00:07,074 --> 01:00:10,244 You look, if I dare say so Exciting 1453 01:00:10,277 --> 01:00:12,746 Well, I'm supposed to show up On TV after 10 minutes 1454 01:00:12,779 --> 01:00:16,350 And you made me look like a bitter old Italian man! 1455 01:00:17,050 --> 01:00:18,987 Everyone come out, please. 1456 01:00:19,019 --> 01:00:21,054 Go! Go! Go 1457 01:00:21,088 --> 01:00:23,257 Mom, maybe you... - Get out! - 1458 01:00:23,290 --> 01:00:25,192 With all due respect, Chris. 1459 01:00:25,225 --> 01:00:28,629 The current policy has been in place for two decades. 1460 01:00:28,662 --> 01:00:30,664 Why change now? 1461 01:00:30,697 --> 01:00:32,099 She's strong. 1462 01:00:32,132 --> 01:00:33,800 It speaks volumes about you. 1463 01:00:33,834 --> 01:00:35,235 Stop being so dramatic. 1464 01:00:35,269 --> 01:00:37,738 You don't just make the major decisions. 1465 01:00:37,771 --> 01:00:39,873 Based on instincts. 1466 01:00:39,908 --> 01:00:42,409 You have to listen to the people you serve 1467 01:00:42,442 --> 01:00:45,245 Or someone will end up dead. 1468 01:00:45,279 --> 01:00:48,148 Well, maybe you have a point. - Senator MacArthur - 1469 01:00:48,181 --> 01:00:49,984 I'm so sorry... 1470 01:00:50,018 --> 01:00:52,185 Sorry for cutting you off early. - “Qusay”? 1471 01:00:52,219 --> 01:00:54,154 Did you say? “Qusay”? 1472 01:00:54,187 --> 01:00:57,457 Is this some kind of sick joke, Chris? 1473 01:00:58,525 --> 01:00:59,994 As you can see 1474 01:01:00,028 --> 01:01:01,728 Very strong feelings 1475 01:01:01,762 --> 01:01:03,564 Out of this story. 1476 01:01:03,597 --> 01:01:05,832 We will continue to follow up on engagements for you. 1477 01:01:05,866 --> 01:01:08,268 Listen, when this is all over, You'd better apologize. 1478 01:01:08,302 --> 01:01:09,603 I apologize? Why? 1479 01:01:09,636 --> 01:01:11,171 Why? She wanted a story. 1480 01:01:11,204 --> 01:01:12,372 You made her sound like David Bowie. 1481 01:01:12,406 --> 01:01:14,274 What? Are you kidding me? I gave her the "do" 1482 01:01:14,308 --> 01:01:15,876 It was very appropriate for her age. 1483 01:01:15,910 --> 01:01:18,345 You should thank me. 1484 01:01:18,378 --> 01:01:19,948 I don't think so, Salvo. 1485 01:01:19,981 --> 01:01:21,415 Is she very angry? 1486 01:01:21,748 --> 01:01:22,984 When I left 1487 01:01:23,017 --> 01:01:24,685 She was searching on Google for home-made poisons. 1488 01:01:24,718 --> 01:01:26,620 I don't know if it was for Salvo or for her. 1489 01:01:26,653 --> 01:01:27,888 I don't understand that. 1490 01:01:27,922 --> 01:01:30,457 Most women would feel generous to style their hair 1491 01:01:30,490 --> 01:01:33,894 By a hairdresser in East Chicago. Three times this year. 1492 01:01:33,928 --> 01:01:35,395 That was in the 1980s. 1493 01:01:35,429 --> 01:01:37,297 1980s, so what? This is the golden age of poetry. 1494 01:01:41,368 --> 01:01:43,071 Hello mom. 1495 01:01:43,103 --> 01:01:44,705 Are you going to talk to her? say something? 1496 01:01:44,738 --> 01:01:45,806 What will I say? 1497 01:01:45,839 --> 01:01:47,441 Just say something, okay? 1498 01:01:48,042 --> 01:01:49,543 Hey Tej. 1499 01:01:49,576 --> 01:01:51,211 (tej)? 1500 01:01:51,244 --> 01:01:55,282 (Tiger), (Tiger) I just want to say you look very good 1501 01:01:55,315 --> 01:01:56,583 On the box. 1502 01:01:56,617 --> 01:01:58,953 Very very generous. 1503 01:01:58,987 --> 01:02:00,187 "On the box?" 1504 01:02:00,220 --> 01:02:03,757 Get on your feet, and get out there. 1505 01:02:03,790 --> 01:02:05,158 Good? - Good. - 1506 01:02:05,192 --> 01:02:06,793 Tej... 1507 01:02:07,594 --> 01:02:09,329 I just want... 1508 01:02:10,163 --> 01:02:12,000 To tell you I'm sorry 1509 01:02:12,033 --> 01:02:15,003 To give you a high-quality hairstyle 1510 01:02:15,036 --> 01:02:16,570 Without your permission. 1511 01:02:17,437 --> 01:02:19,373 I heard the word "sorry." 1512 01:02:19,406 --> 01:02:21,341 But then you completed it 1513 01:02:21,375 --> 01:02:23,777 With a compliment to yourself. 1514 01:02:23,810 --> 01:02:25,947 Well, if I'm being honest I did not use this method 1515 01:02:25,980 --> 01:02:28,016 No one else before. 1516 01:02:28,049 --> 01:02:29,383 So I really believe 1517 01:02:29,416 --> 01:02:30,985 Your aura demands respect 1518 01:02:31,019 --> 01:02:32,853 Which I usually give only to myself. 1519 01:02:32,886 --> 01:02:35,957 So I'm sorry that I... 1520 01:02:35,990 --> 01:02:38,358 I didn't do exactly what you asked. 1521 01:02:38,892 --> 01:02:40,160 Thanks. 1522 01:02:49,469 --> 01:02:50,871 Do you know? You know what? 1523 01:02:50,905 --> 01:02:54,541 Allow me to make an offer. 1524 01:02:54,574 --> 01:02:58,046 I want to serve a full Italian dinner for everyone. 1525 01:02:58,079 --> 01:02:59,279 This looks very nice. - How about that? - 1526 01:02:59,312 --> 01:03:02,349 And also as a thank you, much appreciated 1527 01:03:02,382 --> 01:03:05,019 For allowing us to stay in this beautiful home. 1528 01:03:05,053 --> 01:03:06,453 That won't be necessary. 1529 01:03:06,486 --> 01:03:08,355 We don't keep a lot of food here 1530 01:03:08,388 --> 01:03:10,958 The markets are closed due to the holiday. 1531 01:03:10,992 --> 01:03:12,259 Don't worry. 1532 01:03:12,292 --> 01:03:14,128 Al Maniscalco always finds a way. 1533 01:03:14,162 --> 01:03:15,696 To feed his family, right? 1534 01:03:15,729 --> 01:03:17,131 Yes. 1535 01:03:17,165 --> 01:03:18,598 I think it's a great idea. 1536 01:03:18,632 --> 01:03:20,500 I mean, if you look like an Italian guy 1537 01:03:20,534 --> 01:03:22,369 So why not eat like one of them? 1538 01:03:22,402 --> 01:03:24,237 No mean If you... I meant Italian... 1539 01:03:24,271 --> 01:03:25,739 Shut up, Bill. 1540 01:03:25,772 --> 01:03:28,442 I'll sleep on the couch tonight. 1541 01:03:35,348 --> 01:03:36,450 "Everyone likes to talk" 1542 01:03:36,483 --> 01:03:39,286 "About how bad social media is" 1543 01:03:44,257 --> 01:03:45,425 "But in this case" 1544 01:03:45,459 --> 01:03:48,129 “It really worked, Dad.” 1545 01:03:48,162 --> 01:03:50,597 Senator Tiger MacArthur publishes today 1546 01:03:50,630 --> 01:03:53,333 For the first time, For all the right reasons. 1547 01:03:53,366 --> 01:03:55,469 This new haircut gives me... 1548 01:03:55,502 --> 01:03:57,304 JE Jin's feeling after two months of training camp. 1549 01:03:57,337 --> 01:03:58,772 It gives me fluidity in sex. 1550 01:03:58,805 --> 01:04:00,908 She gives me Refreshment, heat, beauty 1551 01:04:00,942 --> 01:04:02,342 Who did this haircut? 1552 01:04:03,376 --> 01:04:06,080 America thanks you. 1553 01:04:06,114 --> 01:04:08,882 "Now that my acceptance level has risen, Tigger." 1554 01:04:08,916 --> 01:04:11,818 “She was happy to let my father stay at her house.” 1555 01:04:11,852 --> 01:04:15,355 very good. - This is so delicious. - 1556 01:04:15,388 --> 01:04:17,091 I can't believe it 1557 01:04:17,125 --> 01:04:18,325 You made all of this 1558 01:04:18,358 --> 01:04:19,860 From what we have in the kitchen. 1559 01:04:19,893 --> 01:04:22,262 I think he raided the kitchen in the hut. 1560 01:04:22,295 --> 01:04:23,965 So, you may want to get in touch 1561 01:04:23,998 --> 01:04:26,500 B Gloria is there To see if you have some in stock. 1562 01:04:28,401 --> 01:04:30,004 What do you call this again, Salvo? "Karjovi Pepponi" - 1563 01:04:30,064 --> 01:04:32,564 "Cargovi iPefone" 1564 01:04:35,575 --> 01:04:36,777 It's delicious. 1565 01:04:36,810 --> 01:04:38,678 I'll take the second one. Don't tell my coach. 1566 01:04:38,712 --> 01:04:41,515 It's really good. I just hope you didn't use my bowl. 1567 01:04:41,548 --> 01:04:43,617 Well, I used your containers, Doug. 1568 01:04:43,650 --> 01:04:49,689 Because I wanted to add a spiritual bounce to the meal. 1569 01:04:49,723 --> 01:04:54,028 So, this is why - Well- 1570 01:04:54,061 --> 01:04:55,428 Thanks for contributing. Okay. - 1571 01:04:55,462 --> 01:04:57,497 Salvo, it's delicious. - Delicious. - 1572 01:04:57,531 --> 01:04:59,299 اسمعوا ، بالنظر إلى كل ما فعلتموه من أجل ابني 1573 01:04:59,332 --> 01:05:00,767 This is the least I can do. Oh. 1574 01:05:00,801 --> 01:05:03,870 And I just want to say something 1575 01:05:04,471 --> 01:05:05,973 My father used to say it. 1576 01:05:09,743 --> 01:05:10,912 Translation 1577 01:05:10,945 --> 01:05:13,147 “Family is not just one important thing.” 1578 01:05:13,181 --> 01:05:14,748 "انها كل شيء." 1579 01:05:14,781 --> 01:05:17,084 وأنا أحب أن ارفع نخب ذالك. - امر لطيف. - 1580 01:05:17,118 --> 01:05:19,020 '"سالدو" - "سالدو" - 1581 01:05:19,053 --> 01:05:21,088 On everything. - "سالدو" - 1582 01:05:21,122 --> 01:05:22,556 تحياتي الجميع. - احسنت القول. - 1583 01:05:22,589 --> 01:05:24,025 شاهده ، شاهده 1584 01:05:24,058 --> 01:05:25,425 تصادم! 1585 01:05:25,458 --> 01:05:27,161 حان الوقت لمزيد من الخمر ، أليس كذلك؟ 1586 01:05:27,195 --> 01:05:29,197 نعم بالتأكيد ، عندما تكون في (روما). 1587 01:05:29,230 --> 01:05:31,665 لأنكم إيطاليون يا رفاق. 1588 01:05:33,800 --> 01:05:36,436 هل لديك مشكلة مع الإيطاليين يا (بيل)؟ - Yes, Bill. - 1589 01:05:41,575 --> 01:05:44,344 من نال منك؟ Come on, Bill! 1590 01:05:44,377 --> 01:05:46,379 I thought he was serious. 1591 01:05:57,291 --> 01:05:59,126 What is this? 1592 01:05:59,160 --> 01:06:00,360 You know 1593 01:06:00,393 --> 01:06:02,063 The sexiest way I can think of 1594 01:06:02,096 --> 01:06:03,264 To say thank you. 1595 01:06:03,297 --> 01:06:04,431 here? Are you kidding me? 1596 01:06:04,464 --> 01:06:05,799 They're in the next room. 1597 01:06:05,832 --> 01:06:08,069 You know I scream. - I know. - 1598 01:06:08,102 --> 01:06:09,436 Just come here. 1599 01:06:23,884 --> 01:06:25,518 What, my love? What? - We must go inside. - 1600 01:06:25,552 --> 01:06:27,787 I'm being eaten alive - What? What are you talking about? - 1601 01:06:27,821 --> 01:06:28,923 I saw a raccoon. 1602 01:06:28,956 --> 01:06:30,124 There are raccoons everywhere. - Raccoon? - 1603 01:06:30,157 --> 01:06:31,725 Yes. - where? What raccoon? - 1604 01:06:31,758 --> 01:06:33,928 There are some wild animals. Honey, there's no raccoon. - 1605 01:06:35,363 --> 01:06:37,764 “Seeing my future father-in-law eating.” 1606 01:06:37,797 --> 01:06:43,371 “Their pet is the closest thing.” “To an acid trip I went on. 1607 01:06:43,403 --> 01:06:45,039 "Here comes the plane." 1608 01:06:46,873 --> 01:06:48,541 "no!" 1609 01:06:48,575 --> 01:06:51,212 “This Italian food is going to my head.” 1610 01:06:59,753 --> 01:07:03,757 “This was proof that the man was Satanic.” 1611 01:07:03,790 --> 01:07:05,960 "You killed Sergeant Resch." 1612 01:07:12,499 --> 01:07:14,668 I can't believe it 1613 01:07:14,701 --> 01:07:15,769 I fed them peacocks. 1614 01:07:15,802 --> 01:07:17,271 How can you do this? easy. 1615 01:07:17,305 --> 01:07:19,706 My recipe calls for chicken. All stores are closed. 1616 01:07:19,739 --> 01:07:21,841 So what does a great chef do? He improvises. 1617 01:07:21,875 --> 01:07:23,677 By killing their beloved animal that brings menstruation? 1618 01:07:23,710 --> 01:07:25,845 They still have three left Are you kidding me? 1619 01:07:25,879 --> 01:07:27,248 Where we come from, this is called 1620 01:07:27,281 --> 01:07:28,748 “You have to do what you have to do to feed your family.” 1621 01:07:28,782 --> 01:07:30,583 It's called peasant mentality. 1622 01:07:30,617 --> 01:07:31,751 Look around you, dad. 1623 01:07:31,785 --> 01:07:33,020 These people are not peasants. 1624 01:07:33,054 --> 01:07:34,188 And you think I'm crazy 1625 01:07:34,221 --> 01:07:37,891 To worry that you'll make us look like Bad Italian stereotypes? 1626 01:07:37,925 --> 01:07:40,027 Come on, you know I don't do that. 1627 01:07:40,061 --> 01:07:41,594 Are you blind? Look 1628 01:07:41,628 --> 01:07:43,197 We are in the forest 1629 01:07:43,230 --> 01:07:44,497 In the middle of the night 1630 01:07:44,531 --> 01:07:47,101 We are trying to get rid of a foreign body. 1631 01:07:47,134 --> 01:07:48,202 correct. 1632 01:07:48,235 --> 01:07:49,803 To help me get rid of the evidence. 1633 01:07:49,836 --> 01:07:51,871 Why do you seem to have done this before? 1634 01:07:54,474 --> 01:07:55,642 Stupid bird! - He's dead! - 1635 01:07:55,675 --> 01:07:57,011 What do you do? 1636 01:07:57,044 --> 01:07:58,511 Look at his feathers. 1637 01:08:05,152 --> 01:08:06,220 Night perfume? 1638 01:08:16,364 --> 01:08:18,299 Listen, son 1639 01:08:18,332 --> 01:08:21,402 I was just trying to help you win this family over 1640 01:08:21,435 --> 01:08:23,770 By preparing a good meal, That's it. 1641 01:08:23,803 --> 01:08:25,239 Well, if that's your idea of help 1642 01:08:25,272 --> 01:08:26,639 I think I'm fine, Dad. 1643 01:08:27,008 --> 01:08:28,775 Oh my God 1644 01:08:28,808 --> 01:08:29,876 Why do I feel like you're trying? 1645 01:08:29,910 --> 01:08:31,245 Is this ruining me? - Are you going? - 1646 01:08:31,278 --> 01:08:33,613 I'm just making an effort like you asked me to do. 1647 01:08:33,646 --> 01:08:34,814 Well, it turns out the only thing worse 1648 01:08:34,848 --> 01:08:37,517 From not trying is your trying. 1649 01:08:37,550 --> 01:08:39,719 Well, maybe for you But for me these people 1650 01:08:39,753 --> 01:08:41,222 They seem to like me. - They love you? - 1651 01:08:41,255 --> 01:08:43,723 If you tell these people the truth about what happened 1652 01:08:43,757 --> 01:08:45,126 They will never let us come back here. 1653 01:08:48,862 --> 01:08:51,698 You know, why did you let Ellie convince me to bring you here? 1654 01:08:51,731 --> 01:08:53,034 What do you mean? "Bring you here"? 1655 01:08:53,067 --> 01:08:54,734 You are the one who invited me, Isn't it? 1656 01:08:54,768 --> 01:08:56,971 Yes, I invited you to give me Grandma's ring 1657 01:08:57,004 --> 01:08:59,507 I didn't know you'd spend all your time sabotaging me. 1658 01:08:59,539 --> 01:09:01,208 what are you talking about, "Sabotage"? 1659 01:09:01,242 --> 01:09:02,542 How do you say that? 1660 01:09:02,575 --> 01:09:03,944 Everything I do is for you 1661 01:09:03,978 --> 01:09:06,380 Everything I did for you For your own good 1662 01:09:06,414 --> 01:09:07,847 To give you a better life. 1663 01:09:07,881 --> 01:09:09,716 She likes to say that But that's all I hear now 1664 01:09:09,749 --> 01:09:11,419 It's like you're trying to stop it. 1665 01:09:11,452 --> 01:09:13,054 Trying to stop what? 1666 01:09:13,087 --> 01:09:14,621 I'm trying to make sure you don't make a fool of yourself 1667 01:09:14,654 --> 01:09:16,223 By trying to be someone you're not 1668 01:09:16,257 --> 01:09:17,358 You are your own person. 1669 01:09:17,391 --> 01:09:18,758 You are your own man. Be your own man. 1670 01:09:18,792 --> 01:09:20,660 Otherwise, It's embarrassing. 1671 01:09:20,693 --> 01:09:22,029 You know what? 1672 01:09:22,063 --> 01:09:23,998 This is your problem. You are very focused 1673 01:09:24,031 --> 01:09:26,300 On others who feel embarrassed 1674 01:09:26,333 --> 01:09:29,503 You never know who is the most embarrassing person. 1675 01:09:29,537 --> 01:09:30,837 It's you. 1676 01:09:32,073 --> 01:09:34,308 This is really what you're thinking? 1677 01:09:38,012 --> 01:09:40,014 Let's just sleep, Okay? 1678 01:10:15,782 --> 01:10:18,852 "The next morning was the Fourth of July." 1679 01:10:18,885 --> 01:10:22,923 “Which makes sense because I finally got my stability.” 1680 01:10:22,957 --> 01:10:25,526 "It felt amazing." 1681 01:10:25,559 --> 01:10:27,995 “But very similar to my expectations.” 1682 01:10:28,028 --> 01:10:29,863 “It was a little bittersweet.” 1683 01:10:31,664 --> 01:10:34,034 "But this was the beginning of my new life." 1684 01:10:34,767 --> 01:10:37,004 "Now that I have the ring" 1685 01:10:37,037 --> 01:10:39,006 "It's time to take the next step" 1686 01:10:44,912 --> 01:10:46,580 I've given this a lot of thought 1687 01:10:46,614 --> 01:10:48,315 Over the past few days 1688 01:10:48,349 --> 01:10:50,518 Above acceptance 1689 01:10:50,551 --> 01:10:52,620 Your offer is very generous 1690 01:10:52,652 --> 01:10:55,156 Managing the Barrymore Hotel. 1691 01:10:55,189 --> 01:10:58,392 I would also like to ask your permission 1692 01:10:58,425 --> 01:11:00,727 Don't marry Eli. 1693 01:11:04,331 --> 01:11:06,300 This doesn't... 1694 01:11:07,434 --> 01:11:08,969 I... 1695 01:11:11,005 --> 01:11:13,240 We're kidding! 1696 01:11:14,909 --> 01:11:16,743 I missed you - You should have seen - 1697 01:11:16,776 --> 01:11:19,613 The look on your face. Priceless. 1698 01:11:19,647 --> 01:11:21,415 Our sure answer... 1699 01:11:21,448 --> 01:11:23,083 "Yes!" - Oh, my God. - 1700 01:11:23,117 --> 01:11:25,852 Look, Sebastian. We love you 1701 01:11:25,885 --> 01:11:29,290 We can't wait for you and Ellie. 1702 01:11:29,323 --> 01:11:30,823 To join the party in the capital. 1703 01:11:30,857 --> 01:11:33,194 Yes. This is perfect. 1704 01:11:33,227 --> 01:11:36,163 We will be making a photo Christmas card for our family today. 1705 01:11:36,197 --> 01:11:38,698 You can propose to get married there Then be in it! 1706 01:11:38,731 --> 01:11:41,768 Thank God. I was nervous 1707 01:11:41,801 --> 01:11:43,938 How will you react to this? 1708 01:11:43,971 --> 01:11:46,473 Especially, what happened this weekend with my parents. 1709 01:11:46,507 --> 01:11:49,476 This dinner was wonderful. 1710 01:11:52,745 --> 01:11:54,648 Yes. - Gorgeous, unforgettable. 1711 01:11:54,682 --> 01:11:56,450 Al Kavon chicken. 1712 01:11:56,483 --> 01:11:58,519 amazing. 1713 01:11:58,552 --> 01:11:59,620 I've never eaten it. - amazing. - 1714 01:11:59,653 --> 01:12:00,955 Yes. - I don't know what's inside it. - 1715 01:12:02,389 --> 01:12:04,124 What kind of dwarf are you supposed to be? 1716 01:12:04,158 --> 01:12:07,428 I represent all holiday traditions. 1717 01:12:07,461 --> 01:12:08,828 Nice 1718 01:12:08,861 --> 01:12:10,397 You are as plump as a young partridge. 1719 01:12:10,431 --> 01:12:12,967 Yes. 1720 01:12:14,535 --> 01:12:15,768 You are a perfect fit. 1721 01:12:15,802 --> 01:12:17,271 I don't know. 1722 01:12:17,304 --> 01:12:18,539 Can I propose marriage first? 1723 01:12:18,572 --> 01:12:20,207 Then dress up as a tree? 1724 01:12:21,175 --> 01:12:22,509 What is the difference? - (Ellie). - 1725 01:12:22,543 --> 01:12:25,878 Eli, where's your uniform? - We can't do this without the reindeer. 1726 01:12:25,913 --> 01:12:29,216 I'm sorry, but I won't be taking the photo this year Because I didn't come back 1727 01:12:29,250 --> 01:12:30,618 I want to be part of this family. 1728 01:12:30,651 --> 01:12:33,020 Also, Sebastian won't take the job 1729 01:12:33,053 --> 01:12:34,887 We're not moving to DC 1730 01:12:34,922 --> 01:12:36,190 We won't spend any more time 1731 01:12:36,223 --> 01:12:37,958 With these manipulators. Let's go. 1732 01:12:37,992 --> 01:12:39,892 What happened? - What happened? - 1733 01:12:39,927 --> 01:12:42,630 Dad, what do all your hotels have in common? 1734 01:12:42,663 --> 01:12:44,965 Five star experience at a three star price. 1735 01:12:44,999 --> 01:12:48,302 No, the answer is... 1736 01:12:48,335 --> 01:12:49,802 Their lobby art. 1737 01:12:49,836 --> 01:12:52,239 Shall we start with the Barrymore Hotel? - Sorry. - 1738 01:12:52,273 --> 01:12:54,008 shall we? , Let's go. No, you don't need to see... 1739 01:12:54,041 --> 01:12:57,877 Look, do you notice anything familiar around the walls? - Well, no - 1740 01:12:57,911 --> 01:12:59,713 These are my drawings, Isn't it? 1741 01:12:59,747 --> 01:13:01,515 Well, What is this? My drawings. 1742 01:13:01,548 --> 01:13:02,716 My drawings. 1743 01:13:02,750 --> 01:13:04,817 Yes, my drawings 1744 01:13:04,851 --> 01:13:07,087 It was your father's idea! 1745 01:13:07,121 --> 01:13:08,389 Wait, just wait. - It was your father's idea. - 1746 01:13:08,422 --> 01:13:10,090 Wait a little while. 1747 01:13:10,124 --> 01:13:11,725 I just want to know how you found out. 1748 01:13:11,759 --> 01:13:13,394 (sebastian), Did you tell her? 1749 01:13:15,229 --> 01:13:16,230 What? 1750 01:13:16,829 --> 01:13:18,399 Do you know about this? 1751 01:13:19,767 --> 01:13:22,970 Well, no I kind of saw... 1752 01:13:23,003 --> 01:13:25,506 I can't believe you did this to me. 1753 01:13:25,539 --> 01:13:27,441 Ellie, we can explain. 1754 01:13:27,474 --> 01:13:28,742 We can explain that. - No mom! - 1755 01:13:28,776 --> 01:13:31,612 All this time I thought I was selling my art 1756 01:13:31,645 --> 01:13:33,347 For this wonderful new designer 1757 01:13:33,380 --> 01:13:35,716 When my parents actually hired them 1758 01:13:35,749 --> 01:13:36,784 To buy my business. 1759 01:13:36,816 --> 01:13:37,951 No, no, no, my dear. 1760 01:13:37,985 --> 01:13:39,219 No, this is not 1761 01:13:39,253 --> 01:13:41,888 Yes, yes This is technically true. 1762 01:13:41,922 --> 01:13:44,124 I thought I was good at the art world! 1763 01:13:44,158 --> 01:13:47,928 We just wanted you to get started Its really hard work. 1764 01:13:47,961 --> 01:13:49,263 It's very terrible there. You know how cruel it is. 1765 01:13:49,296 --> 01:13:50,798 That's what you always do. You always... 1766 01:13:50,830 --> 01:13:52,032 You're just stealing Our lessons. 1767 01:13:52,066 --> 01:13:54,601 You bribed our way onto the sports teams 1768 01:13:54,635 --> 01:13:56,437 She rewrites our university essays 1769 01:13:56,470 --> 01:13:59,773 She hires famous rappers To arrange our birthday parties. 1770 01:13:59,807 --> 01:14:01,175 This was not my idea either. - Well, so what? - 1771 01:14:01,208 --> 01:14:02,676 Now you don't like Warren G? 1772 01:14:02,710 --> 01:14:03,944 Look, you guys are great parents. 1773 01:14:03,977 --> 01:14:06,046 Don't let her make you feel guilty for changing your ways. 1774 01:14:06,080 --> 01:14:10,484 All I wanted was to feel I accomplished something on my own. 1775 01:14:12,186 --> 01:14:15,122 I can't believe you didn't say anything to me. 1776 01:14:16,957 --> 01:14:18,826 My love, we... 1777 01:14:18,858 --> 01:14:21,595 Oh my God, I told you. - Well that's true. - 1778 01:14:26,266 --> 01:14:30,003 "I was so focused on pleasing Eli's family." 1779 01:14:30,037 --> 01:14:32,806 "Until I lost sight of what I came here to do." 1780 01:14:32,840 --> 01:14:35,909 "I have to find Ellie and make things right." 1781 01:14:35,943 --> 01:14:38,612 "And I knew exactly where it would be." 1782 01:14:38,645 --> 01:14:40,147 So approach? 1783 01:14:59,199 --> 01:15:01,101 A place that can be rebuilt, right? 1784 01:15:06,573 --> 01:15:08,208 I'm sorry. 1785 01:15:08,242 --> 01:15:09,977 I should have said something. 1786 01:15:10,677 --> 01:15:12,179 Yes, you should have said. 1787 01:15:13,981 --> 01:15:16,583 Is there anything I can do to make it up to you? 1788 01:15:16,617 --> 01:15:19,853 Just being in this family 1789 01:15:19,887 --> 01:15:22,289 Like bowling with bumpers. 1790 01:15:22,322 --> 01:15:23,557 It's like 1791 01:15:23,590 --> 01:15:25,759 No matter what I try to do 1792 01:15:25,793 --> 01:15:28,695 They're always setting things up to make sure I win. 1793 01:15:28,729 --> 01:15:31,598 And sometimes I just want to have a ball 1794 01:15:31,632 --> 01:15:32,833 Because then, this way 1795 01:15:32,866 --> 01:15:36,370 If you hit a hit, So this is my hit. 1796 01:15:36,403 --> 01:15:38,639 But if you lose it That would be my mistake 1797 01:15:38,672 --> 01:15:39,908 I understand. 1798 01:15:39,940 --> 01:15:42,376 You want to work hard for your success. 1799 01:15:42,409 --> 01:15:43,844 Yes. 1800 01:15:43,877 --> 01:15:46,113 Do you remember when you told me the story? 1801 01:15:46,146 --> 01:15:48,248 How did Salvo teach you to swim? 1802 01:15:48,282 --> 01:15:51,185 He dropped me off in the middle of Lake Michigan in November. 1803 01:15:52,953 --> 01:15:55,289 Listen, I know it's annoying. 1804 01:15:56,523 --> 01:15:59,526 But he also raised you on Be tough and resourceful. 1805 01:15:59,560 --> 01:16:02,629 And those are two things I really love about you. 1806 01:16:04,231 --> 01:16:07,501 I wish my parents had raised me this way. 1807 01:16:08,902 --> 01:16:10,137 "And that was the moment." 1808 01:16:10,170 --> 01:16:13,740 "Which finally started everything to make sense." 1809 01:16:13,774 --> 01:16:18,312 “I was here to propose to the girl of my dreams.” 1810 01:16:18,345 --> 01:16:22,549 “And I would have done it without the man who raised me?” 1811 01:16:22,583 --> 01:16:25,686 "I realized I had everything I wanted" 1812 01:16:25,719 --> 01:16:27,654 "But not what I need." 1813 01:16:27,688 --> 01:16:29,022 I have to go do something first. 1814 01:16:30,457 --> 01:16:31,291 What? What? 1815 01:16:31,325 --> 01:16:33,293 Trust me. Meet me for dinner. 1816 01:16:35,496 --> 01:16:37,364 How is he there? 1817 01:16:40,200 --> 01:16:42,336 Keep going, I'm fine - Okay. - 1818 01:16:45,272 --> 01:16:47,407 That is it. That's it. 1819 01:16:47,441 --> 01:16:49,343 By your side, Mi Hermano. 1820 01:16:50,777 --> 01:16:52,112 Go get it. 1821 01:16:54,448 --> 01:16:56,717 Hey stop! You can't be here! 1822 01:16:56,750 --> 01:17:00,120 Sir, you have to get off the runway! sir! 1823 01:17:00,153 --> 01:17:01,688 Stop the plane. 1824 01:17:15,769 --> 01:17:16,803 Son... 1825 01:17:18,238 --> 01:17:19,806 What are you doing? 1826 01:17:19,840 --> 01:17:21,375 You look like you swam here. 1827 01:17:21,408 --> 01:17:23,143 I came here to tell you 1828 01:17:23,176 --> 01:17:25,045 You're stubborn, you're cheap 1829 01:17:25,546 --> 01:17:27,080 You are obnoxious 1830 01:17:27,114 --> 01:17:28,348 You're so quick to judge... 1831 01:17:28,382 --> 01:17:30,817 Wait, wait. This is what you got off the plane for? 1832 01:17:30,851 --> 01:17:32,286 Dad, but the truth 1833 01:17:32,319 --> 01:17:35,756 All of these qualities are part of what made you the greatest father 1834 01:17:35,789 --> 01:17:37,257 I could hope for it 1835 01:17:38,425 --> 01:17:40,327 Okay, now I'm listening. 1836 01:17:40,360 --> 01:17:42,262 It's not always easy being your son 1837 01:17:42,296 --> 01:17:45,866 But the way I was raised It made me the man I am today. 1838 01:17:45,899 --> 01:17:48,569 The same man, whatever the reasons. 1839 01:17:48,602 --> 01:17:49,903 Ellie loves him. 1840 01:17:49,938 --> 01:17:52,372 You can never know that, But, you know... 1841 01:17:52,406 --> 01:17:53,674 You got your grandmother's ring. 1842 01:17:53,707 --> 01:17:54,608 What else do you want from me? 1843 01:17:54,641 --> 01:17:57,210 I want you to be a part of our lives, Dad. 1844 01:17:57,244 --> 01:17:58,712 But you said I was embarrassed. 1845 01:17:58,745 --> 01:18:00,080 You are too. 1846 01:18:00,113 --> 01:18:01,815 You haven't changed a bit since you were a kid. 1847 01:18:01,848 --> 01:18:03,817 Do you know who did this? I. 1848 01:18:03,850 --> 01:18:05,619 I think somewhere along the way 1849 01:18:06,453 --> 01:18:07,654 I forgot. 1850 01:18:08,522 --> 01:18:10,490 You are my hero, man. 1851 01:18:12,159 --> 01:18:15,128 stop - No, you are. - 1852 01:18:15,162 --> 01:18:16,697 All the things you sacrifice. 1853 01:18:16,730 --> 01:18:19,499 Everything is good in my life I owe it to you. 1854 01:18:20,200 --> 01:18:21,835 No 1855 01:18:21,868 --> 01:18:24,906 Good things happen to good kids. 1856 01:18:24,939 --> 01:18:26,340 You are a good boy. 1857 01:18:26,373 --> 01:18:28,910 It's just that I've been acting crazy lately 1858 01:18:28,943 --> 01:18:30,677 Because... 1859 01:18:30,711 --> 01:18:33,714 I was very poor To give you a better life 1860 01:18:33,747 --> 01:18:35,315 Now that I have it 1861 01:18:35,349 --> 01:18:38,185 And I'm afraid that once Ellie gets married... 1862 01:18:38,218 --> 01:18:40,387 I will lose the only family I ever had. 1863 01:18:40,420 --> 01:18:42,090 Dad, you won't lose me. Don't worry. 1864 01:18:42,122 --> 01:18:43,590 Stop, don't cry, dad. 1865 01:18:43,624 --> 01:18:45,626 You will make me cry. - Well, I can't help myself. - 1866 01:18:46,259 --> 01:18:48,096 I love you, man. 1867 01:18:48,128 --> 01:18:49,529 I love you dad. - I love you too, boy. - 1868 01:18:49,563 --> 01:18:50,664 I love you. 1869 01:18:58,171 --> 01:19:00,108 Are you crying? 1870 01:19:00,140 --> 01:19:01,508 What? - Are you crying? - 1871 01:19:01,541 --> 01:19:02,843 Absolutely not. 1872 01:19:02,876 --> 01:19:04,946 I never cry! 1873 01:19:15,923 --> 01:19:17,224 amazing! 1874 01:19:18,258 --> 01:19:20,427 I don't know why I was so afraid. 1875 01:19:21,561 --> 01:19:23,764 This is really beautiful 1876 01:19:24,865 --> 01:19:26,333 Oh my God! We will fall! 1877 01:19:26,366 --> 01:19:27,901 Oh my God, I'm kidding. 1878 01:19:27,935 --> 01:19:29,870 I'll kill you, Luck! 1879 01:19:35,308 --> 01:19:36,643 Ladies and gentlemen, welcome. 1880 01:19:36,677 --> 01:19:38,779 for this year's Fourth of July meeting. 1881 01:19:38,812 --> 01:19:40,847 So far so good 1882 01:19:40,881 --> 01:19:42,716 A very enjoyable evening. 1883 01:19:42,749 --> 01:19:45,185 Thank you, my dear 1884 01:19:45,218 --> 01:19:46,553 What a treat 1885 01:19:46,586 --> 01:19:49,322 That's thanks to the new cook, right? 1886 01:19:49,356 --> 01:19:52,160 distinct. Of course, you can't go wrong with lobster. 1887 01:19:52,192 --> 01:19:55,195 My love, have you lost your appetite? 1888 01:19:55,228 --> 01:19:56,430 Do you want to buy one for me? 1889 01:19:58,699 --> 01:20:00,267 Good Ladies and gentlemen 1890 01:20:00,300 --> 01:20:02,302 He hoped you would come Your dancing shoes tonight... 1891 01:20:02,335 --> 01:20:03,637 Because we are 1892 01:20:03,670 --> 01:20:06,107 Thank you, Mr. Woodrow. Because we got a real treat 1893 01:20:06,140 --> 01:20:07,574 To you guys tonight 1894 01:20:07,607 --> 01:20:10,410 Please welcome, all the way From Chicago, Illinois 1895 01:20:10,444 --> 01:20:13,081 (Sebastian Maniscalco). 1896 01:20:16,817 --> 01:20:19,586 Ellie Collins, you asked for this. 1897 01:20:19,619 --> 01:20:21,755 I wonder what this is. - I don't know. - 1898 01:20:26,194 --> 01:20:28,096 (Eleanor Mallory Collins). 1899 01:20:28,129 --> 01:20:29,563 What do you do? 1900 01:20:31,099 --> 01:20:32,766 What I came here to do. 1901 01:20:34,969 --> 01:20:38,139 My dad said something really profound this weekend. 1902 01:20:38,172 --> 01:20:40,908 It's an old Italian proverb 1903 01:20:42,275 --> 01:20:45,545 "Family is not one important thing" 1904 01:20:47,181 --> 01:20:48,482 "It's everything." 1905 01:20:50,218 --> 01:20:52,519 Now, this can be embarrassing. 1906 01:20:53,253 --> 01:20:54,387 stuffy. 1907 01:20:54,421 --> 01:20:56,224 Maybe sometimes They express their love 1908 01:20:56,256 --> 01:20:58,926 In ways... - badly - 1909 01:20:58,960 --> 01:21:00,494 Exactly. - Yes. - 1910 01:21:01,828 --> 01:21:04,531 But at the end of the day they... 1911 01:21:04,564 --> 01:21:07,267 They try to do what's best for us. 1912 01:21:08,268 --> 01:21:09,836 Because they love us. 1913 01:21:12,506 --> 01:21:14,208 Now here, at this moment 1914 01:21:14,242 --> 01:21:16,376 In front of our families... 1915 01:21:21,182 --> 01:21:22,549 (Ellie)... 1916 01:21:23,784 --> 01:21:25,019 Will you marry me? 1917 01:21:27,088 --> 01:21:28,222 Yes. 1918 01:21:42,435 --> 01:21:44,371 "And here we are, guys." 1919 01:21:44,404 --> 01:21:47,275 "An ordinary American love story" 1920 01:21:47,307 --> 01:21:50,677 “About a man who reconnects with his hero.” 1921 01:21:50,710 --> 01:21:53,814 "And two different immigrant families." 1922 01:21:53,847 --> 01:21:55,348 "they meet each other" 1923 01:22:02,322 --> 01:22:03,690 Sebastian, are you sure? 1924 01:22:03,723 --> 01:22:05,559 Won't you reconsider our offer? 1925 01:22:05,592 --> 01:22:07,094 No, it's a generous offer. 1926 01:22:07,128 --> 01:22:08,495 Yes - But Eli and I decided 1927 01:22:08,528 --> 01:22:10,397 To stay in Chicago for at least a few more years. 1928 01:22:10,430 --> 01:22:11,598 Yes. 1929 01:22:11,631 --> 01:22:13,667 I won't say a word. - Something heartbreaking. - 1930 01:22:13,700 --> 01:22:15,769 Dad, I was thinking that Vote for Bahr 1931 01:22:15,802 --> 01:22:17,771 He won't take the job I thought I could... 1932 01:22:18,572 --> 01:22:19,639 Progress. 1933 01:22:21,042 --> 01:22:22,442 No more drugs? 1934 01:22:23,777 --> 01:22:25,913 Prescription? Mostly me? 1935 01:22:25,947 --> 01:22:27,014 A dream come true. 1936 01:22:27,048 --> 01:22:29,250 Fine, thank you. - This is my son Lucky. - 1937 01:22:29,283 --> 01:22:30,952 I will manage a hotel. 1938 01:22:30,985 --> 01:22:32,485 Hello everyone. 1939 01:22:32,519 --> 01:22:34,956 I'd like you to meet my friend Michelle. 1940 01:22:34,989 --> 01:22:36,224 Welcome. - Hi, I'm Ellie. - 1941 01:22:36,257 --> 01:22:37,791 Hello. - It's real. - 1942 01:22:38,391 --> 01:22:39,559 This is my sister. 1943 01:22:39,593 --> 01:22:41,461 It is a pleasure to meet you all. 1944 01:22:41,494 --> 01:22:44,564 Have you traveled all the way? Who, who 1945 01:22:44,598 --> 01:22:46,133 (Africa) - (Africa) - 1946 01:22:46,167 --> 01:22:49,270 To be with Doug? 1947 01:22:49,303 --> 01:22:52,106 Well, I love Doug. 1948 01:22:52,139 --> 01:22:54,441 But I'm actually here on a Fulbright grant. 1949 01:22:54,474 --> 01:22:55,842 She is very smart. 1950 01:22:55,876 --> 01:22:57,111 Very pleasant. 1951 01:22:57,144 --> 01:22:59,914 Well, we are very happy 1952 01:22:59,947 --> 01:23:01,349 To meet you, my dear. 1953 01:23:01,381 --> 01:23:03,483 You can sit... - Mom, Dad. - 1954 01:23:03,516 --> 01:23:04,784 When will we start? 1955 01:23:04,818 --> 01:23:08,488 Right, we should take our photo. 1956 01:23:11,524 --> 01:23:14,628 Don't say I never did anything for you. 1957 01:23:23,436 --> 01:23:25,239 How would you feel? 1958 01:23:25,273 --> 01:23:27,174 About holding the wedding 1959 01:23:27,208 --> 01:23:29,076 In our little church in DC? 1960 01:23:29,110 --> 01:23:30,311 DC? no. 1961 01:23:30,344 --> 01:23:31,678 Let's set him up in Sicily. 1962 01:23:31,711 --> 01:23:33,147 (Sicily). In my grandfather's garden. 1963 01:23:33,180 --> 01:23:34,982 This is where you should... - I was thinking about Napa. 1964 01:23:35,016 --> 01:23:37,684 Because I found this place with a big glass of wine. 1965 01:23:37,717 --> 01:23:39,120 And you can do the whole ceremony 1966 01:23:39,153 --> 01:23:40,221 In a wine glass. 1967 01:23:40,254 --> 01:23:42,189 (duke)! (duke)! 1968 01:23:42,223 --> 01:23:43,823 What do you have in your mouth? 1969 01:23:43,823 --> 01:23:45,523 Don't kill the peacock 1970 01:23:48,523 --> 01:25:45,523 Translation